Always remember, Sometimes being a bitch is necessary.
Do not make me correct you, bitch. It will scar you for life.
Only fat people say "Beauty comes in all sizes".
Jesus was a liberal, this I know for the Bible told me so.
Honey badger don't Give a Fuck.
It's time to face the music, Marie. You are just not a people person.
Would you tell your tricks to stop friending me on facebook?
I've birthed things with bigger dicks....
You should put the same amount of effort into your mind that you put into how you look.
Well Behaved Women, Rarely Make History.
Just a reminder that my recent graduation hasn't ended my financial dependence.
So if you run yo mouth and brag about the secret rendezvous, I will hunt you down...
Thanks for the reminder that missing you is actually better than having you around.
Just reminding you that I reminded myself that I still owe you a blow job.
Oh, you're wearing H & M? Sorry, I mistook you for some type of millionaire drug dealer.
Congrats! You have just been selected to be a contestant on Jump off a Bridge!!
So you only hang out with violists now?
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