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  • You are not always loud and obnoxious, but when you are it's 4am and everyone is still a sleep.

    You are not always loud and obnoxious, but when you are it's 4am and everyone is still a sleep.

    Jennifer335078203/11/2014
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  • Morning dew on the green grass so lush, Morning doo floating in the toilet, That someone forgot to flush.

    Morning dew on the green grass so lush, Morning doo floating in the toilet, That someone forgot to flush.

    Sheldon H03/10/2014
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  • 'oh no..........Jesus at the door ?? And I haven't cleaned.....'

    "oh no..........Jesus at the door ?? And I haven't cleaned....."

    Michele354333703/10/2014
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  • The weather lady says hump day's going to be a wet one!

    The weather lady says hump day's going to be a wet one!

    shaw890703/09/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No need to ask questions when a persons actions says it all!

    No need to ask questions when a persons actions says it all!

    Michael9578003/09/2014
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  • Hmm, it's fishy in here, do us all a favor and close your legs.

    Hmm, it's fishy in here, do us all a favor and close your legs.

    Stefanie354284203/09/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If you weren't smart enough to say NO at the beginning, be smart enough to say GOOD-BYE at the right time. ac.sm.

    If you weren't smart enough to say NO at the beginning, be smart enough to say GOOD-BYE at the right time. ac.sm.

    annacriss03/09/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Well, Aren't you a whorange - flavored - cuntsickle.

    Well, Aren't you a whorange - flavored - cuntsickle.

    Katharyn354269003/08/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Revenge? That's not my style. Karma, however, has no problem with it. She's a mean bitch.

    Revenge? That's not my style. Karma, however, has no problem with it. She's a mean bitch.

    DameTyler03/08/2014
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  • Oh My I forgot to set my time forward on Sunday! That's OK, I'll just call you a Little Behind.

    Oh My I forgot to set my time forward on Sunday! That's OK, I'll just call you a Little Behind.

    Stephen354142003/08/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The Monday after 'Spring Forward' brought to you by the Coffee Industry and sponsored by Caffeine!

    The Monday after "Spring Forward" brought to you by the Coffee Industry and sponsored by Caffeine!

    Karen336463303/07/2014
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  • How do double arm amputees wipe their butts? The same way blind people know when to stop wiping.

    How do double arm amputees wipe their butts? The same way blind people know when to stop wiping.

    tricklove18703/07/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just because it's International Women's Day doesn't mean you have to act like a vagina.

    Just because it's International Women's Day doesn't mean you have to act like a vagina.

    username22803/07/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cats are nature's punching bags.

    Cats are nature's punching bags.

    kellyonassis03/07/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Rah Rah Ree Kick yourself. Because you're a jerk. Jerk.

    Rah Rah Ree Kick yourself. Because you're a jerk. Jerk.

    Lorna L353863903/06/2014
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  • My ability to help you is not being enhanced by your retention of stupidity.

    My ability to help you is not being enhanced by your retention of stupidity.

    Cliff6003/06/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd like to remind you that I have proven how much I'd love to have intercourse with you.

    I'd like to remind you that I have proven how much I'd love to have intercourse with you.

    Constance354125703/06/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sometimes I put off worries today until tomorrow, then I worry about another thing on my TO-DO list.

    Sometimes I put off worries today until tomorrow, then I worry about another thing on my TO-DO list.

    iamlb03/06/2014
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  • #TPT Its Throat Punch Thursday. Go ahead... Make my list. cathyfaist.

    #TPT Its Throat Punch Thursday. Go ahead... Make my list. cathyfaist.

    Cathy145799703/06/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Daylight Savings Time! As a reminder, this is the one where you lose an hour of sleep, your evenings to yourself, and your overall sanity.

    Daylight Savings Time! As a reminder, this is the one where you lose an hour of sleep, your evenings to yourself, and your overall sanity.

    hmcpherson03/06/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)

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