I'll pretend to care about your shit so we can have aftersex.
Let's pretend to study so that guy can take a picture. When he leaves we can have sex.
Your story is just so fabulous that I've written down all the fucks I give on the paper.
Yes of course you can have this chair, so that I can just leave and never see your damn face again.
Let me shake this hand of yours so hard so that I will never have to shake it ever again.
Can I borrow this glove so that I can have a chance to never give it back to you?
Let's pretend to interestingly talk about something we don't like just to have an agreement.
