IM SORRY, THE LAST SHRED OF SANITY I HAD LEFT WAS USED BY THE LAST SALEPERSON WHO WALKED IN HERE.
WELCOME TO THE TEST CENTER FOR K-Y JELLY. JUST START ANY TIME YOU PLEASE. THE FASTER THE BETTER.
HI JOHN, WE WERE WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO GET HERE. HAPPY HEART ATTACK BUDDY.
IM OK, IM USED TO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS,I HAVE THEM ON SUNDAY, AS NOT TO INTERFER WITH WORK.
MY APOLOGIES BOSS, I DIDNT SAY YOUR STUPID, I SAID YOUR AN IGNORANT WRETCH.
JUST THROW IN A FEW SANDICHES EVERY WEEK AND HOSE DOWN THE CAGE AND IM GOOD TO GO!
ALL I CAN SAY LADY AFTER A COUPLE OF THESE YOU"LL BE RIDING HIM LIKE A POGO STICK.
HOLD ON, IM HAVING A SMALL STROKE, BUT IF YOU GIVE ME A SECOND I'LL MEET YOU AT YOUR DESK.
YES! COME IN, I WAS ABUSED AS A CHILD, SO DOING THIS JOB IS VERY FAMILIAR IN A VERY SICK WAY.
WHETHER BEFORE THE RECESSION OR AFTER, YOUR STILL A BUM!
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED A THREESOME IN THE HOT TUB I PICTURED SOMETHING DIFFRENT.
IF I JUST BEND OVER LIKE THIS IT WONT TAKE LONG FOR A GUY TO STOP AND FIX IT.
I JUST GET A BONER WHEN I USE THIS THING.
HARRY, WE'VE IMPLIMENTED A NEW PROGRAM. IF YOUR OLDER THAN THE BUILDING WE HAVE TO FIRE YOU.
DONT WORRY DEAR, EVEN THOUGH THE VIAGRA DOESNT WORK WE CAN CUDDLE THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
GIRLS! I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO KEEP BIG GUYS HAPPY SCOOTER. I GUESS ILL KNOW WHEN I GROW UP.
JOHN SINGS ON THE "VOICE", WINNING THE NIGHT THEN RETURNS TO THE DUMPSTER WHERE HE LIVES.
THE HORSE IS OLD,THE ARMOR TARNISHED BUT I GOT DRESSED UP TO WISH YOU A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
