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Somewhat Topical
Algebra is a weapon of Math Distruction.
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
I'm not like most people. I judge the book and the cover separately.
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand !
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
I fart, because it's the only gas I can afford.
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
Zuck screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new layout?
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
Ow Really ?
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
Give up all bad qualities in you, banish the ego and develop the spirit of surrender. You will then experience Bliss.
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
Awww.. do you need a tissue for your issue?
MARCH 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Farewell
I think you should relax. Hey, why don't you take a long hot bath in gasoline and smoke a Newport :).
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Breakup/Divorce
Holy crap! Did you just feel that? I think the whole world just revolved around YOU!
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Farewell
To error is human, to love is divine, to piss me off is a mistake.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
For My SANITY and your SAFETY ...SHUT UP!
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
If i ever wanted to commit suicide one day, all i would have to do is jump from your ego to your IQ level *splat*.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Breakup
Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Super Bowl Sunday
Soup Or Bowl !
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
My girlfriend came home from work crying and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my XBOX !
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
3.00 (2 votes)
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Sports
Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise !
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
So what if Jesus turned water into wine... ? I turned a whole student loan into Rum & Coke once... !
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory to them!
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.33 (3 votes)
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Cry for Help
OFFICER: How high are you ? ME: No Officer, It's Hi, how are you ?
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
