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  • QUOTES OF A DOUCHE LATE. ive had my license for 13 months.... golf is cool. ma muscles r nucler powrplanty o sut'in.

    QUOTES OF A DOUCHE LATE. ive had my license for 13 months.... golf is cool. ma muscles r nucler powrplanty o sut'in.

    ehehemilyy05/12/2012
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  • Let's keep the pig and have baby bacon, hon.

    Let's keep the pig and have baby bacon, hon.

    nurseyshore02/28/2012
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  • You had me at your correct pronuciation of Challah.

    You had me at your correct pronuciation of Challah.

    mm197512/03/2011
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  • Why yes, I am down with boob sweat.

    Why yes, I am down with boob sweat.

    meganbrittanie11/08/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd call myself a High Holy Day's Jew, but I keep forgetting when the High Holy Days are.

    I'd call myself a High Holy Day's Jew, but I keep forgetting when the High Holy Days are.

    LexiConqueror10/19/2011
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  • Rosh Hashana: Day 2. Shofar So Good.

    Rosh Hashana: Day 2. Shofar So Good.

    bmano09/30/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Jew Year.

    Happy Jew Year.

    lilahtov09/30/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Who are Ross and Hanna?

    Who are Ross and Hanna?

    mark@bulldogop.com09/30/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Rosh Hashanah to all the non-Jewish morning commuters on Los Angeles freeways!

    Happy Rosh Hashanah to all the non-Jewish morning commuters on Los Angeles freeways!

    bigchief09/29/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The lack of traffic on Rosh Hashanah allowed me to get to work on time, although my boss won't know it because he's Jewish.

    The lack of traffic on Rosh Hashanah allowed me to get to work on time, although my boss won't know it because he's Jewish.

    bigchief09/29/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Shofar, so good.

    Shofar, so good.

    simplystunning09/29/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Traditional Los Angeles Rosh Hashanah greeting: May your name be inscribed in the book of life and not on the pages of TMZ.com.

    Traditional Los Angeles Rosh Hashanah greeting: May your name be inscribed in the book of life and not on the pages of TMZ.com.

    David9809943609/28/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Rosh Hashanah from your goy toy.

    Happy Rosh Hashanah from your goy toy.

    pokesherface09/28/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Jew Year!

    Happy Jew Year!

    greta9a09/28/2011
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • May your new year be sweeter than the return of Jersey Shore to the MTV lineup.

    May your new year be sweeter than the return of Jersey Shore to the MTV lineup.

    Stacey7724609/28/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hope you enjoy seeing all your high school friends at temple and realizing how miserable your life still is.

    Hope you enjoy seeing all your high school friends at temple and realizing how miserable your life still is.

    scooterbeanbag09/28/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • L'Shanah tovah from your favorite shiksa.

    L'Shanah tovah from your favorite shiksa.

    Alison8058109/28/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You told me you paid the synagogue membership dues. - Chag Sameach!

    You told me you paid the synagogue membership dues. - Chag Sameach!

    sonofnahum09/28/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Being a fish head is okay, but I'd much rather be a fish with his head still on, thank you.

    Being a fish head is okay, but I'd much rather be a fish with his head still on, thank you.

    bingo09/27/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • May the new year be filled with the heads of animals or something.

    May the new year be filled with the heads of animals or something.

    mddredsox09/27/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)

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