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  • Foreskins are like Jesus, who needs 'em.

    Foreskins are like Jesus, who needs 'em.

    kwojt08207/03/2010
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    3.71 (7 votes)
  • i hope there are no raisins in your honey cake.

    i hope there are no raisins in your honey cake.

    jennakorrin09/27/2011
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Why yes, I am down with boob sweat.

    Why yes, I am down with boob sweat.

    meganbrittanie11/08/2011
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You had me at your correct pronunciation and spelling of Rosh Hashanah.

    You had me at your correct pronunciation and spelling of Rosh Hashanah.

    mm197512/03/2011
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    3.00 (5 votes)
  • Let's keep the pig and have baby bacon, hon.

    Let's keep the pig and have baby bacon, hon.

    nurseyshore02/28/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • QUOTES OF A DOUCHE LATE. ive had my license for 13 months.... golf is cool. ma muscles r nucler powrplanty o sut'in.

    QUOTES OF A DOUCHE LATE. ive had my license for 13 months.... golf is cool. ma muscles r nucler powrplanty o sut'in.

    ehehemilyy05/12/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh Lord!! Oh King of the world! God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob! Oh Lord, Scratch My Nose!

    Oh Lord!! Oh King of the world! God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob! Oh Lord, Scratch My Nose!

    faithludlow05/24/2012
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    1.00 (2 votes)
  • I'd like to see what's under your yarmulke.

    I'd like to see what's under your yarmulke.

    Joshua197310507/07/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • STOP POSTING THESE THINGS, THEY AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!

    STOP POSTING THESE THINGS, THEY AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!

    Dustin197857407/07/2012
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    3.00 (4 votes)
  • It translates as . . . 'Be joyful and celebrate' not 'Be joyful and celibate'.

    It translates as . . . "Be joyful and celebrate" not "Be joyful and celibate".

    badbadpoet.com07/13/2012
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    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Happy New Year to a half-breed, like Sparky here.

    Happy New Year to a half-breed, like Sparky here.

    kate2208/08/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Jews: keeping it real for 5772 years. May 5773 be the best one yet. Shana Tova!

    Jews: keeping it real for 5772 years. May 5773 be the best one yet. Shana Tova!

    asklarx208/18/2012
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    5.00 (6 votes)
  • oon tzoom dritten mul....zocher loi...

    oon tzoom dritten mul....zocher loi...

    dovidptalis08/29/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd call myself a High Holy Day's Jew, but I keep forgetting when the High Holy Days are.

    I'd call myself a High Holy Day's Jew, but I keep forgetting when the High Holy Days are.

    LexiConqueror10/19/2011
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Rosh Hashana: Day 2. Shofar So Good.

    Rosh Hashana: Day 2. Shofar So Good.

    bmano09/30/2011
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Happy Jew Year.

    Happy Jew Year.

    lilahtov09/30/2011
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    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Being a fish head is okay, but I'd much rather be a fish with his head still on, thank you.

    Being a fish head is okay, but I'd much rather be a fish with his head still on, thank you.

    bingo09/27/2011
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You told me you paid the synagogue membership dues. - Chag Sameach!

    You told me you paid the synagogue membership dues. - Chag Sameach!

    sonofnahum09/28/2011
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • L'Shanah tovah from your favorite shiksa.

    L'Shanah tovah from your favorite shiksa.

    Alison8058109/28/2011
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    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Hope you enjoy seeing all your high school friends at temple and realizing how miserable your life still is.

    Hope you enjoy seeing all your high school friends at temple and realizing how miserable your life still is.

    scooterbeanbag09/28/2011
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    0.00 (0 votes)

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