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  • Let's spend the Jewish New Year getting ridiculously trashed and making asses out of ourselves so that we will be a bit more motivated to fast on Yom Kippur.

    Let's spend the Jewish New Year getting ridiculously trashed and making asses out of ourselves so that we will be a bit more motivated to fast on Yom Kippur.

    maren09/14/2009
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    4.00 (3 votes)
  • Remember the good old days when we loved sitting in High Holiday services? Nope, me neither.

    Remember the good old days when we loved sitting in High Holiday services? Nope, me neither.

    ymazor1209/14/2009
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just sending you this e-card so you have no excuse to keep spelling Rosh Hashanah incorrectly.

    Just sending you this e-card so you have no excuse to keep spelling Rosh Hashanah incorrectly.

    colehaber09/15/2009
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    4.23 (31 votes)
  • In this season of repentance, please forgive me for all the things I said about you behind your back.

    In this season of repentance, please forgive me for all the things I said about you behind your back.

    dannys0009/16/2009
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    3.00 (4 votes)
  • Happy Rosh Hashanah from the only shiksa not on JDate.

    Happy Rosh Hashanah from the only shiksa not on JDate.

    angdee197509/16/2009
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  • The first day of 5770 also happens to be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Coincidence? I think not.

    The first day of 5770 also happens to be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Coincidence? I think not.

    sarkasm09/17/2009
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    3.67 (3 votes)
  • It's Manischewitz time! Happy Rosh Hashanah!

    It's Manischewitz time! Happy Rosh Hashanah!

    therosemom09/17/2009
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Watching the shofar get blown reminds me that I'm not.

    Watching the shofar get blown reminds me that I'm not.

    dyanag09/21/2009
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    4.33 (3 votes)
  • You're going to have to wait just about one lunar year before I apologize for not wishing you a Happy New Year.

    You're going to have to wait just about one lunar year before I apologize for not wishing you a Happy New Year.

    bretsky09/29/2009
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Time for us to go green. Foreskin yamikas.

    Time for us to go green. Foreskin yamikas.

    kwojt08207/03/2010
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Rosh Hashanah. Whatever the fuck Rosh Hashanah is.

    Happy Rosh Hashanah. Whatever the fuck Rosh Hashanah is.

    rockbiter11/26/2010
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Jesus! Someone should rewrite this crap. No one in their right mind would believe it.

    Jesus! Someone should rewrite this crap. No one in their right mind would believe it.

    hookmeup12/27/2010
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I saw Rahm Emanuel at Rosh Hashanah services this year and he totally eye 'fuck you'd' me.

    I saw Rahm Emanuel at Rosh Hashanah services this year and he totally eye "fuck you'd" me.

    atomic--tampon12/29/2010
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    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I'm going to blow this thing for as long as it takes to finish this fart.

    I'm going to blow this thing for as long as it takes to finish this fart.

    bingo02/11/2011
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Abduba dubadudu dubuda!!!!!!!

    Abduba dubadudu dubuda!!!!!!!

    jttaylor08/01/2011
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  • Have fun celebrating whatever the hell Rosh Hashanah is.

    Have fun celebrating whatever the hell Rosh Hashanah is.

    markusskinnus08/07/2011
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  • Happy Rosh Hashanah! We are unable to do any of these things!

    Happy Rosh Hashanah! We are unable to do any of these things!

    dkast8509/22/2011
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  • Let's put the High in the Holidays.

    Let's put the High in the Holidays.

    mepeteryoujane09/24/2011
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  • Happy Rosh Hashanah (I just liked the picture) Love Mom.

    Happy Rosh Hashanah (I just liked the picture) Love Mom.

    snemeth09/25/2011
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  • It's Rosh Hashanah. And, Mom's nervous breakdown is all set: Wednesday, 9/28 (Sundown) Happy New Year!

    It's Rosh Hashanah. And, Mom's nervous breakdown is all set: Wednesday, 9/28 (Sundown) Happy New Year!

    WriteWendy09/26/2011
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    3.00 (2 votes)

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