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Thanks
Thank you again for sharing your vaginal cavity.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Valentine's Day
May Cupid not shoot your inflatable Valentines Day date again this year.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
4.50 (4 votes)
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Confession
The fact that my boyfriend had his balls on your chin makes little difference to our ending friendship.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
I salute you sir by removing the 150 pound pain in my ass I called a wife.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
Here's to your career as a mid life crisis support center.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
It will be so sad when we return home to our spouses.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Congratulations
Well done on your VIP status at the sperm bank.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Here are the remains of the last one who offered their opinion of my ass size.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
There is the fuck I once gave.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
By "no", I mean please take this weight and go swimming.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
