I have an idea! Why don't you give up being a frigid bitch for Lent?
If you are ever feeling down, just remember at some point you were someone's reason to masturbate.
Remember ladies. It's perfectly OK to remind yourself that you are perfect.
It's perfectly OK to remind yourself that you are perfect.
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This is an Elephant, they are decendents of black men.
Hey Bob, why is that cum smells like Ajax?
Yes Julie, I know crazy broads are the best fucks, but maybe he is just not looking for sex.
I wonder if these douche bags know im sitting here because I fuck him.
hmmmmm......I wonder if my parents have caught on that I am gay yet.
Mama Mia! Why does every fucking bimbo on Facebook think they are a model?
I would not kick you out of bed for eating crackers, but I will kick you out as soon as I cum.
When all else fails, read the directions you dumb fuck.
Yes Charles, all women are nothing more than organic jackoff machines, even your mother.
I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother unless your mother is a drunk whore too.
Somtimes I feel like a nut, but the vast majority of the time I feel like busting one.
