I'm glad you didn't blow the cable guy, especially since he's your first cousin.
I'm sorry that your oversized thumbs are making your new smartphone unusable.
There's poison in these darts. Soon that bitch will be gone.
Do not despair my broken-hearted friends. The time has come to fuck some shit up.
I'll wax my back and shave my balls but there's no way I'm washing 'em for ya. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm looking forward to a quiet night at home with my knives.
Let's celebrate the great leaders who built this country by staying home and not contributing.
Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel this Valentines day.
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