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  • Cry for Help

    Brooke Shields hates to admit that sometimes she thinks Tom was right.

    Brooke Shields hates to admit that sometimes she thinks Tom was right.

    jonodaly 08/11/2008
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  • Apology

    Sorry to hear you've refused to admit to your not-so-latent homosexuality.

    Sorry to hear you've refused to admit to your not-so-latent homosexuality.

    rose_justice 08/11/2008
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  • Flirting

    You may be out of my league, but I caught you looking at my package.

    You may be out of my league, but I caught you looking at my package.

    john hammock 08/11/2008
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  • Flirting

    I'm wearing a business suit under this.

    I'm wearing a business suit under this.

    bmildren 08/11/2008
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  • Somewhat Topical

    Why do male gymnasts always look like pussies?

    Why do male gymnasts always look like pussies?

    bmildren 08/11/2008
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  • Apology

    Sorry I thought you were on the pill.

    Sorry I thought you were on the pill

    blegros 08/11/2008
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  • Flirting

    Your ass makes my dick look fat.

    Your ass makes my dick look fat.

    drdanger23 08/11/2008
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  • Sports

    I doubt I'll ever develop breasts.

    I doubt I'll ever develop breasts.

    bmildren 08/11/2008
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  • Thinking of You

    Im gonna write you a prescription for shut the hell up...take as needed for sudden outburst of stupidity.

    Im gonna write you a prescription for shut the hell up...take as needed for sudden outburst of stupidity.

    drdanger23 08/11/2008
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Apology

    'My breasts and bits look unnaturally white when I'm naked. I'm sure you'll agree when I'm ashamed in bed with you later.'

    "My breasts and bits look unnaturally white when I'm naked. I'm sure you'll agree when I'm ashamed in bed with you later."

    bmildren 08/11/2008
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  • Congratulations

    Congratulations...your Affliction shirt makes you look like a douche bag.

    Congratulations...your Affliction shirt makes you look like a douche bag.

    drdanger23 08/11/2008
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  • Thinking of You

    Let's fuck in the airport parking garage.

    Let's fuck in the airport parking garage.

    jennalouise7 08/11/2008
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Movies

    Our Failure To See Pineapple Express Is Uncool And Is Making Me Highly Suicidal.

    Our Failure To See Pineapple Express Is Uncool And Is Making Me Highly Suicidal.

    villan 08/11/2008
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  • Confession

    You smell like your menstrauting...

    You smell like your menstrauting...

    drdanger23 08/11/2008
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  • Somewhat Topical

    I wish there were Jonas Brothers and 'Twilight' filters for when I browse Bumper Stickers.

    I wish there were Jonas Brothers and 'Twilight' filters for when I browse Bumper Stickers.

    cvanallen279 08/11/2008
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • Confession

    I think the song 'I kissed a girl' signifies the begining of the apocalypse.

    I think the song "I kissed a girl" signifies the begining of the apocalypse

    cclark12 08/11/2008
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Friendship

    This Could Quite Possibly Be Me And You Next Weekend.

    This Could Quite Possibly Be Me And You Next Weekend

    villan 08/11/2008
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  • Workplace

    My Job Is Slowly Crushing My Soul.

    My Job Is Slowly Crushing My Soul.

    villan 08/11/2008
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  • Get Well

    Your infectious disease gives me a boner.

    Your infectious disease gives me a boner

    drdanger23 08/11/2008
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Confession

    your epilepsy makes me hot.

    your epilepsy makes me hot

    drdanger23 08/11/2008
    0.00 (0 votes)

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