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  • I love Halloween. It's the only time no one can judge me for being a slut.

    I love Halloween. It's the only time no one can judge me for being a slut.

    Sarah15827802 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I can't wait for all of the teachers to start bragging about their two month vacations on Facebook.

    I can't wait for all of the teachers to start bragging about their two month vacations on Facebook.

    layla9242 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So excited for this long week-end......it'll give me an extra day to get drunk and be funny!!!!

    So excited for this long week-end......it'll give me an extra day to get drunk and be funny!!!!

    Jeanne12165033 hours ago
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • These life jackets aren't doing much besides preventing me from getting any shot at a nip slip.

    These life jackets aren't doing much besides preventing me from getting any shot at a nip slip.

    JuJuJanJan3 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I got my first bikini. It's a three piece: a top, a bottom and a blindfold for you.

    I got my first bikini. It's a three piece: a top, a bottom and a blindfold for you.

    Shelley15994333 hours ago
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If the Mayans are correct, I will never get to see the Versace summer collection 2013!

    If the Mayans are correct, I will never get to see the Versace summer collection 2013!

    pickleme00712 hours ago
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Just finished 50 Shades of Grey. Where can I get some kinky fuckery? Gear up at Passion Parties by Iris (862) 755-6420 and kiss your Vanilla days goodbye ;).

    Just finished 50 Shades of Grey. Where can I get some kinky fuckery? Gear up at Passion Parties by Iris (862) 755-6420 and kiss your Vanilla days goodbye ;).

    Iris1597702yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Another season over and another fuck I don't give about the winner of American Idol.

    Another season over and another fuck I don't give about the winner of American Idol.

    awesomebaxteryesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let me know when your done kid.

    Let me know when your done kid.

    David1473333yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry son but it's too hot outside for white people.

    I'm sorry son but it's too hot outside for white people.

    randallshelleyyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Did you know that Billy still wears huggies? How immature.

    Did you know that Billy still wears huggies? How immature.

    David1473333yesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • There's a big difference between tanning and looking like you rolled around in Doritos.

    There's a big difference between tanning and looking like you rolled around in Doritos.

    Sonia1589280yesterday
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • I am going to totally pick up some skin cancer this weekend.

    I am going to totally pick up some skin cancer this weekend.

    funneegirlyesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm not undressing you with my eyes. I'm actually adding clothes instead.

    I'm not undressing you with my eyes. I'm actually adding clothes instead.

    underachievingdgyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • For the third year running, she was forced to admit that her daily mochachino habit did not necessarily agree with bikini season.

    For the third year running, she was forced to admit that her daily mochachino habit did not necessarily agree with bikini season.

    elisecaryesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you for constantly reminding me of how white I am as if you're more than one shade darker than me.

    Thank you for constantly reminding me of how white I am as if you're more than one shade darker than me.

    hnbailey05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • May the stench of the 500lb dialysis patient never be stronger than the Vick's on your lip. Happy EMS Week!

    May the stench of the 500lb dialysis patient never be stronger than the Vick's on your lip. Happy EMS Week!

    thatsamorey05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Summer is a time when half naked toddlers use the local pools as their personal restroom.

    Summer is a time when half naked toddlers use the local pools as their personal restroom.

    Notorious SK05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Melanoma... that means 'damn sexy in a bikini' in some foreign language, right?

    Melanoma... that means "damn sexy in a bikini" in some foreign language, right?

    dmickey05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Here's to another year spent convincing ourselves that tanning beds won't leave us looking like dried alligator carcasses.

    Here's to another year spent convincing ourselves that tanning beds won't leave us looking like dried alligator carcasses.

    dmickey05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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