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Sports
Actually, i only joined the gym for the free daycare...now give me a hug so i can get back to the magazine waiting for me in the locker room!
APRIL 11TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I grew up in the small town of FUCKYOUVILLE!!!!
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Shit.......this bitch done fell off the American Idol stage.
FEBRUARY 9TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Dog, we are not speaking because your asshole is an asshole!
FEBRUARY 9TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Dog, we are not speaking because your asshole is and asshole!
FEBRUARY 9TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Family
Why is this lady singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" to me like that????
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Politics, Schmolitics..... Beer a Bitch!
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
Help! I've fallen and i can't......... Hey, nice carpet!
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
.......but they know i'm bout' to act a fool in this muthafucka!
NOVEMBER 19TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I'm a heterosexual very into you.....psych!
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Reminders
Listen here little bitch, you take one more tootsie roll from me i'm gonna kick your muthafuckin' ass!
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Cheers to bitches and ho's, Nigga!!
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I feel so pretty and gay!
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2011
4.50 (2 votes)
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Friendship
If we have this much fun on FB, could you imagine all the shit we'd get into in the real world!!!
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Thanksgiving
Ooooooooh, yeah................ Talk turkey to me!! Happy Thanksgiving!!
NOVEMBER 18TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
You look like I could use a drink!
NOVEMBER 15TH, 2011
4.00 (3 votes)
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Reminders
Just sprinkle some crack on him!
NOVEMBER 11TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
Yeah, soooooo, basically, my Dad said that your Dad is a fag-muffin. Sorry fella.
NOVEMBER 10TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I'm one of those guys who thinks that i'm gods gift to the world because i have money and talk about stealing your girlfriend....truth is, I have a tiny peter!
NOVEMBER 10TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
NOVEMBER 9TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
