Let's celebrate an epic drunken Holiday weekend by getting shitface drunk.
Let's get wrecked the night before Mother's Day.
Osama would like to thank everyone for voting Democratic.
Now if only the Navy Seals could kill the cast of Jersy Shore.
May 1st should be an World Wide Holiday in rememberance that Navy Seals are badasses.
I will your British Royal Wedding and raise you a Dead Osama bin Laden.
The best part of Easter is the day after rotten egg farts.
I'm giving up religion for Lent.
Since you are a skank, I assume anyone on your friends list on Facebook is a skank too.
Like Egypt has Mubarak, you've got an ass that won't quit.
Let's send the Tea Bagger's over to Egypt to show them what a real revolution is all about.
Enjoy using your last sick day to take off for the Opening of Harry Potter 7. You're such a dweeb.
The drinking will continue long after Labor Day has ended.
Let's celebrate the official close of an epic drunken summer by getting drunk.
Drown the butterflies in your stomach with three fingers of whiskey.
Last nights debauchery was captured in part on my droid.
