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Courtesy Hello
I wish people would stop telling you you're pretty on Facebook because I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
FEBRUARY 25TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry your jeans no longer fit after washing them.
FEBRUARY 20TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Congratulations
Congratulations on dating someone who enjoys ruining lives more than Regina George.
FEBRUARY 20TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
I'd like to invite you back to your room.
FEBRUARY 20TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Congratulations
Congratulations on being the most stylishly dressed person at the gym.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Congratulations
Congratulations on drunkenly divulging your undying love for your fifth grade teacher to every single one of your contacts last night.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry your chest hair looks like a Chia Pet gone awry.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I craft when I'm upset.
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Reminders
The polite thing to do is to shut your alarm clock off before leaving for the day.
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
On a scale of 1 to Adele, how bad was your breakup?
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2012
5.00 (6 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
I wish I could copy and paste your hair onto my head.
FEBRUARY 12TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
If the best years of your life took place in high school I hope you died tragically at age nineteen.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
I wish I could fast-forward through this conversation.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
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Breakup
It doesn't mean that much to mean that much to you.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry your enjoyment of David Beckham's underwear commercial is making you question your masculinity.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
It may be out of your control, but your constant coughing still drives me crazy.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry you can't blame your sudden weight gain on a thyroid problem.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Cry for Help
I've heard that in Wisconsin you don't need an excuse to get completely shitfaced any time, any day.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
Thank you for demonstrating your inability to tolerate others' beliefs by giving my anti-religion ecard a one-star rating.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
I'm disappointed that your rushed engagement has nothing to do with an unplanned pregnancy.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
