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College
Penn State Shower Readiness Kit I'm going in!
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
3.50 (2 votes)
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Encouragement
Who's finger is that?
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
5.00 (3 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
I noticed you weren't getting cable bills anymore. Hope everything is going ok.
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
4.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
This reminds me of camp with Jerry.
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
3.00 (2 votes)
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Thanksgiving
Let's practice this one more time. You grasp the turkey and I will shove the stuffing inside it! Happy Thanksgiving.
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Birthday
you are one year older but I still like you.
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
3.67 (3 votes)
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Seasonal
If you get Swine Flu... ... Just rub some Oink-ment on it!
OCTOBER 2ND, 2009
1.33 (3 votes)
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Wedding
I can't believe this day has finally come. I can't believe I give you away today. I can't believe you aren't showing.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2009
3.33 (3 votes)
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Confession
See, then I held it out like this... Yeah, and I sucked on it like this.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2009
1.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I will be right there honey. As soon as I upgrade my archery to level ten.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2009
3.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
Don't tell my Mom, I smoked a fatty in my castle.
OCTOBER 2ND, 2009
2.50 (2 votes)
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TV
Oh shit! It's chick flick night!
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
1.00 (3 votes)
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Workplace
You were right!! Everything does look better when you flip the chart over.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
1.67 (3 votes)
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Sports
Damn it, Carl! We'll never win if you keep sticking your hand out.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
1.80 (5 votes)
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Encouragement
KEEP UP FATTY!! damn.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
1.00 (4 votes)
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Sports
I can't believe we ate the whole catcher!
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
2.67 (3 votes)
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Thinking of You
As you can suh-suh-seeeee thhheee anual anual ohhhh god reports are mmmmm christ Sorry, there is someone under my podium.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
3.00 (2 votes)
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Family
I'm sorry to have to pin this on you Ruff, but Daddy said if I pee myself one more time he was going to give me a spanking.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
2.00 (3 votes)
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Congratulations
I know you don't like to toot your own horn, so I'll do it for you! toot toot toot.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
4.00 (2 votes)
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Breakup
I like you and all, but I can't stand your fucking brat. We are through.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2009
4.00 (2 votes)
