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I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you were the last person on earth and I was Helen Keller, it still wouldn't happen.

Kara Fisher 1 day ago

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I love you like all other car makers love Toyota right now.

justbabs 1 day ago

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Sarah Palin running for President would be like Stephen Hawking running anywhere.

markusskinnus 1 day ago

4.67 (3 votes)
Al Qaeda called, they want their underpants back

jennifer kroon 1 day ago

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Sarah Palin is now reading palms! That's no doubt where she gleans her expertise in domestic, foreign, and economic policy.

jennifer kroon 1 day ago

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I am so buzzed from the ammonia that I used to clean the counters right now, you have no idea.

Claire9716 1 day ago

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I guess they'll be changing the name from Prius to Prayus.

unpajarito 1 day ago

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If I get one more smug, self-righteous lecture from you about "going green," I'm going to tamper with the brakes on your Prius. Wait, never mind.

hagar7 3 days ago

3.27 (11 votes)
Let's change our facebook pictures to wildy attractive celebrities with whom we share a mild resemblance.

nadiaok 3 days ago

3.33 (3 votes)
If we add an amendment to make Super Bowl Monday a national holiday, I bet we can pass the healthcare bill

jennifer kroon 3 days ago

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Is it just me or does anyone else think that Sarah Palin is just a vacuous and pretentious cunt who took tea-bagging a little to literally...

Dr. G 3 days ago

3.00 (8 votes)
I know I was only invited to your Superbowl party so you can ogle my boobs. So it's a deal. I'll bring the boobs and you give me beer and food.

Superbadbunny 3 days ago

3.50 (2 votes)
Sorry you forgot the safe word.

Superbadbunny 4 days ago

3.75 (4 votes)
Lets remember not to forget our safe word this time.

Superbadbunny 4 days ago

2.00 (3 votes)
Your kid is really putting a damper on my boner

Superbadbunny 4 days ago

3.00 (1 votes)
Im as strong as my the coffe I drink and the hairspray I use!

amyonbreak 4 days ago

4.67 (3 votes)
THOUGHT LEADERSHIP at the Tea Party Convention: a gal who kills and guts a moose is just what we need in a head of state

jennifer kroon 4 days ago

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I haven't seen this much white powder since Miami Vice.

estern 4 days ago

5.00 (3 votes)
It's after 2:38 AM and you're the only who will pick up the phone...

Superbadbunny 5 days ago

2.33 (3 votes)
I'm that drunk girl you've been hoping to find

Superbadbunny 5 days ago

3.75 (4 votes)

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