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    May your porn collection survive Hurricane Earl.

    markusskinnus 39 minutes ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • I am shocked it took this long for someone to go postal over Kate plus 8

    drproctor 40 minutes ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • I'd brave a category 4 hurricane if it meant leaving work early.

    markusskinnus 5 hours ago
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  • It offends my rural northeastern upbringing to see how insane today's suburban kids are.

    wordherd 11 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Behold! Betty White's uterus!

    ryanitos 11 hours ago
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • Hold on, I just need to pop this before I continue...

    jandkdeut 13 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • C'mon, pull it. Pull my finger!

    jandkdeut 13 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Jane, there is no point in tallying up the lies the right-wing has told about President Obama to justify their racist projection.

    skepticalbrotha 19 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Class, listen up, so you don't become a delusional buffoon who believes that restoring honor means whitewashing hatred.

    skepticalbrotha 20 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • I vow to remain drunk,unhappy and debilitatingly depressed until Levi Johnston's fifteen minutes of fame comes to it's inevitable end.

    mjonharr 21 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • The iPad is like Kim Kardashian. It looks good and all, but doesn't really do anything of value.

    jeremy.lukens 22 hours ago
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Conaw is the best thing to happen to TBS since the Bill Engvall show was cancelled.

    Jlove44 24 hours ago
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • I'm not one to gossip, but the internet seems to think that you're a woman.

    wordherd yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • After being fired,I was going to go postal until I found out how lucrative not working can be.

    mjonharr yesterday
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Someday, when you're old enough, I'll tell you about the woman I kidnapped you from.

    skepticalbrotha yesterday
    5.00 (3 votes)

  • Hmm. What was that thing I was supposed to remember? ... "Burning Man!" ... Fuuuuck! Maybe next year.

    the dalai lummox yesterday
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • Google's new inbox has helped me realize that you are no longer a priority in my life.

    mbuf yesterday
    4.50 (4 votes)

  • Hurricanes are a painfull reminder of my inability to control the forces of nature when the situation so warrants.

    Pete17054 yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Congrats on making your religious status on Facebook so deep that nobody knows what the hell you are talking about.

    jabstinson 08/31/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • I heard the Ground Zero Mosque will grow secret legs that will allow it to walk around in the middle of the night and steal your children ...

    jodieleigh 08/31/2010
    3.75 (4 votes)
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