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  • Sorry I didn't 'like' your fb status. I was too busy planning my future childrens nurseries, and pinning recipies I will never make on Pinterest.

    Sorry I didn't "like" your fb status. I was too busy planning my future childrens nurseries, and pinning recipies I will never make on Pinterest.

    mleslie0123 minutes ago
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  • When I say not a, you say sport, NOT A.

    When I say not a, you say sport, NOT A.

    Devin271750 minutes ago
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  • Daddy, who is 'Ashley Madison'?

    Daddy, who is "Ashley Madison"?

    If I had a llama59 minutes ago
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  • A woman outside of her natural habitat.

    A woman outside of her natural habitat.

    Devin27171 hour ago
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  • You're a fag.

    You're a fag.

    Samohtyesterday
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  • Thanks for forgetting some shit at the store, Mom. We got high as batshit on the walk there and back.

    Thanks for forgetting some shit at the store, Mom. We got high as batshit on the walk there and back.

    Carson719yesterday
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  • Now, are you gonna give me the pussy this time or am I gonna have to kick your ass and take it again?

    Now, are you gonna give me the pussy this time or am I gonna have to kick your ass and take it again?

    Carson719yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Why the fuck am I reading a book, while she reads me a book, while there's pussy right in front of me? Faggot.

    Why the fuck am I reading a book, while she reads me a book, while there's pussy right in front of me? Faggot.

    Carson719yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Hello! Nice to meet you. Would you like a Fuck Trophy?

    Hello! Nice to meet you. Would you like a Fuck Trophy?

    Carson719yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Damn. Did you fall from Heaven or something? Cuz your face is fucked up.

    Damn. Did you fall from Heaven or something? Cuz your face is fucked up.

    Carson719yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If your property tax bill is less than $2,000 a year for your $1MM home, you might live in Coronado.

    If your property tax bill is less than $2,000 a year for your $1MM home, you might live in Coronado.

    Dan383018yesterday
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  • If the only thing in your family that is black is your puppy, you might be from Coronado.

    If the only thing in your family that is black is your puppy, you might be from Coronado.

    Dan383018yesterday
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  • Just because I dress like a professional doesn't mean I'm not a total cum guzzling whore.

    Just because I dress like a professional doesn't mean I'm not a total cum guzzling whore.

    Carson719yesterday
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • That's right. I only have one and a half legs... FUCK you gon do bout it bitch?

    That's right. I only have one and a half legs... FUCK you gon do bout it bitch?

    Carson719yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I can't believe I just sharted.

    I can't believe I just sharted.

    Mike12347382yesterday
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  • Just think we can actually be smarter than humans with chemical enhancement.

    Just think we can actually be smarter than humans with chemical enhancement.

    Jesus_Swaggyesterday
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  • I don't always post quotes on Facebook, but when I do, I make sure they're complex ones so bitches think i'm intellegent.

    I don't always post quotes on Facebook, but when I do, I make sure they're complex ones so bitches think i'm intellegent.

    crazyray13yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Every Relationship Has Their Dirty Little Secrets. So Stop Acting Like Your Shit Is Perfect Bitch!

    Every Relationship Has Their Dirty Little Secrets. So Stop Acting Like Your Shit Is Perfect Bitch!

    GodsSunnfloweryesterday
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • During the Civil War, the whole town of Willhelm died because of the idiot who decided to blow his bugle during 'quiet time'.

    During the Civil War, the whole town of Willhelm died because of the idiot who decided to blow his bugle during "quiet time".

    norwegiangenesyesterday
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  • Stay in your fucking lane, bitch.

    Stay in your fucking lane, bitch.

    Brittany79823yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)

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