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Look it's mommy!

LBlue182 14 hours ago

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Dear Uncooperative Insurance Co., Please disregard Joe Blow's recent collision claim against me. He had another "accident," and is now dead.

happenstance yesterday

3.00 (3 votes)
I'm observing Daylight Savings Time @ 4 PM on Monday.

gwizzz yesterday

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And after about 6 hours, he finally is able to choose a color for his card.

MetalHead yesterday

3.50 (6 votes)
Is it possible to register as a Conscientous Objector to Daylight Savings?

Jeannine2 03/13/2010

4.00 (4 votes)
I immediately regret this decision.

stepharoo 03/12/2010

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Congratulations Corey Haim to being 48 hours sober!!

eisforem 03/12/2010

3.78 (9 votes)
It's a proven fact that the only good Indians were Sacagawea, Geronimo, Pocahontas, and Jacob from Twilight.

sarabeth625 03/12/2010

3.00 (1 votes)
I'm sorry you called Corey Feldman's family to offer your condolences even though it was Corey Haim who died.

slnesq 03/12/2010

5.00 (5 votes)
The vegetables from the crisis garden really took this to the next level.

glaserjo 03/11/2010

5.00 (2 votes)
I pretend that you slightly resemble a less talented version of Zooey Deschanel in certain lighting too.

vicraz 03/11/2010

3.40 (5 votes)
Avoid playing chicken with a tailgating toyota.

aspark05 03/11/2010

3.57 (7 votes)
Corey Haim has quit the game.

macaritz 03/10/2010

1.00 (1 votes)
You took the wrong Cory.

hollawhat?! 03/10/2010

3.50 (6 votes)
Recent news has me concerned that you may have misinterpreted our tickle fight.

kasee 03/10/2010

4.00 (1 votes)
I have an out-of-the-box theory to increase profits; let's increase prices as often as the oil companies do!!!

stevro47 03/10/2010

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I just found out today that Corey Haim didn't die years ago.

bstephenson 03/10/2010

3.78 (9 votes)
How about a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up.

Briana1591 03/10/2010

3.33 (3 votes)
I'm a drunken moron. Clearly they had me in mind when they made Lindsay Lohan. I'm suing.

dhvoice 03/10/2010

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Don't say anything, but I hate most of my Facebook friends.

Briana1591 03/10/2010

4.00 (2 votes)

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