Sorry the only health care you have access to is a half-empty first aid kit.
Sorry No Shave November turned into No Sex November.
Enter your mildly witty comment about what you just read on msnbc.com here.
Just how much stupid can they squeeze out of that watery little bint from Alaska?
Juicy Fruit moves me more than the sad stories you tell
Michael Jackson is going to sweep the Music Awards like Chris Brown sweeps garbage
Putting on a united front on Facebook is not keeping me from cheating on you
NEXT TIME YOU INVITE YOURSELF OVER PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE DONE WITH YOUR COLON CLEANSE.
The more interest you have in the Twilight franchise, the less interest I have in you.
I am at my personal best while perched on a bar stool.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
My doctor says I'm showing signs of the H Juan N Juan virus.
I'll see new moon with you, but I assure you, it's only for the half naked men.
It's not pretty being easy.
I hope you don't think it's creepy that I still have your address in my GPS.
just your daily reminder to keep noddin your head like yeah & movin your hips like yeah....
Here's hoping your mom doesn't make you a "Weight Watchers" Thanksgiving.
Why am I dating him? I don't even like him.