

I'm observing Daylight Savings Time @ 4 PM on Monday.
And after about 6 hours, he finally is able to choose a color for his card.
Is it possible to register as a Conscientous Objector to Daylight Savings?
I immediately regret this decision.
Congratulations Corey Haim to being 48 hours sober!!
The vegetables from the crisis garden really took this to the next level.
Avoid playing chicken with a tailgating toyota.
Recent news has me concerned that you may have misinterpreted our tickle fight.
I just found out today that Corey Haim didn't die years ago.
How about a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up.
I'm a drunken moron. Clearly they had me in mind when they made Lindsay Lohan. I'm suing.
Don't say anything, but I hate most of my Facebook friends.