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  • ...INSTANT HUMAN... Just Add Coffee!

    ...INSTANT HUMAN... Just Add Coffee!

    RomanGoddessyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I feel discriminated against, you're racist; if you feel discriminated against, you're racist.

    If I feel discriminated against, you're racist; if you feel discriminated against, you're racist.

    Barbara1592619yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    RomanGoddessyesterday
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • When someone says they 'care about you' I'm pretty sure that's code for 'I'm about to shit all over your existence.'

    When someone says they "care about you" I'm pretty sure that's code for "I'm about to shit all over your existence."

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • My foot and your ass need to meet.

    My foot and your ass need to meet.

    arnold1592417yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My bullshit detector is solar powered.

    My bullshit detector is solar powered.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • In order for trust to work in any relationship you must have really appealing lies.

    In order for trust to work in any relationship you must have really appealing lies.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • We all know someone that suffers from a lack of substance abuse.

    We all know someone that suffers from a lack of substance abuse.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Mama always told me... If I wanted to get married, all I had to do was get 'accidentally' pregnant. Mama was right!

    Mama always told me... If I wanted to get married, all I had to do was get "accidentally" pregnant. Mama was right!

    Bondie3yesterday
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Its Friday night. Do you know where your morals are?

    Its Friday night. Do you know where your morals are?

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    4.50 (4 votes)
  • I'd like to beat the life out of someone with a violin. That way I could be described as having been instrumental in their death.

    I'd like to beat the life out of someone with a violin. That way I could be described as having been instrumental in their death.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • I'll choose a swift 'fuck off' over a phony 'come on in' anytime.

    I'll choose a swift "fuck off" over a phony "come on in" anytime.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's smoke some marijuana.

    Let's smoke some marijuana.

    Brad159209805/22/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • My plan is to get so drunk that I forget how ugly you are.

    My plan is to get so drunk that I forget how ugly you are.

    Brad159209805/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Don't worry sweetie ... I've only had One Juggalo between my thigh's...

    Don't worry sweetie ... I've only had One Juggalo between my thigh's...

    Andrew159098205/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Stole a pack of Juicy Fruit from Walmart YOLO.

    Stole a pack of Juicy Fruit from Walmart YOLO.

    username203905/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My Dear Sir, As You Have Not Yet Learned How To Grow A Beard, Feel Free To Fuck Off Sincerely, Everyone Else.

    My Dear Sir, As You Have Not Yet Learned How To Grow A Beard, Feel Free To Fuck Off Sincerely, Everyone Else.

    Jarrett157227505/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Shall we drink to American Idol finishing or do we drink because they managed to drag the crap out for another night?

    Shall we drink to American Idol finishing or do we drink because they managed to drag the crap out for another night?

    jeggerss05/22/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • My man's Dick was seen by another woman, now what do I do?!

    My man's Dick was seen by another woman, now what do I do?!

    Andrew159098205/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • How to tell if you're a total jerk? Just ask. I'll tell you.

    How to tell if you're a total jerk? Just ask. I'll tell you.

    Jeanette947805/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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