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  • Yo mama’s got Town and Country eyes. One eye looking for the town…. the other one looking for the country. BLIP!

    Yo mama’s got Town and Country eyes. One eye looking for the town…. the other one looking for the country. BLIP!

    Eric251494904/09/2014
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  • I can be sweet But sometimes I am a little Chilli Chocolate!

    I can be sweet But sometimes I am a little Chilli Chocolate!

    Nerelle350231904/09/2014
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  • Studies have shown that if you don't pick a winner the first time, you should try and try again.

    Studies have shown that if you don't pick a winner the first time, you should try and try again.

    Psp070604/09/2014
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  • So you want to go for a ride in the Jeep you say? It's a topless ride sweetheart.

    So you want to go for a ride in the Jeep you say? It's a topless ride sweetheart.

    bdunlap8104/09/2014
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  • I could care, but like you said...I'm too lazy!

    I could care, but like you said...I'm too lazy!

    Kimberly195877104/09/2014
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  • When your tv dinner tells you to remove your brownie half way through heating and it falls apart. It's a broken brownie kind of night.

    When your tv dinner tells you to remove your brownie half way through heating and it falls apart. It's a broken brownie kind of night.

    indigozo04/08/2014
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  • Go right ahead unwanted emails, hide that unsubscribe button. *Nothing* will keep me from finding it.

    Go right ahead unwanted emails, hide that unsubscribe button. *Nothing* will keep me from finding it.

    soco91404/08/2014
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  • So, God does not exist based on empirical evidence processed by rational thought? Tell me, please, how you believe in rational thought...

    So, God does not exist based on empirical evidence processed by rational thought? Tell me, please, how you believe in rational thought...

    Jonathan356045104/08/2014
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  • Folks like you are the reason some things have to be 'backwards compatible.'

    Folks like you are the reason some things have to be "backwards compatible."

    cavebirth04/08/2014
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  • The next time you text while I'm talking to you, I'll introduce your phone to the ground.

    The next time you text while I'm talking to you, I'll introduce your phone to the ground.

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • If I see you texting and driving, I'll personally make sure you get in a wreck.

    If I see you texting and driving, I'll personally make sure you get in a wreck.

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • Fuck this. I'm using Wikipedia.

    Fuck this. I'm using Wikipedia.

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • And here we have everyone who cares about how high you were last weekend.

    And here we have everyone who cares about how high you were last weekend.

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • No, I don't know how to dance. But you'd better believe that I'm going to!

    No, I don't know how to dance. But you'd better believe that I'm going to!

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • Sure, you can borrow that. But don't tear it, draw on it, stain it, lose it, break it, or use it incorrectly.

    Sure, you can borrow that. But don't tear it, draw on it, stain it, lose it, break it, or use it incorrectly.

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • Oh, I'll take your opinion seriously. Right after you learn proper English.

    Oh, I'll take your opinion seriously. Right after you learn proper English.

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • If I hear you make a grammatical error, I won't hear anything else.

    If I hear you make a grammatical error, I won't hear anything else.

    DarkHeart04/08/2014
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  • On April 8th, 2014, I predict the Earth, Sun and Mars will align...and something called Windows XP will be totally fucked.

    On April 8th, 2014, I predict the Earth, Sun and Mars will align...and something called Windows XP will be totally fucked.

    BetterWithBacon04/08/2014
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  • Yes, I am old enough to remember when we didn't post selfies four times a day. So, no I will not forget what you look like.

    Yes, I am old enough to remember when we didn't post selfies four times a day. So, no I will not forget what you look like.

    Francena160969704/08/2014
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  • I love what you have done with this place! Absolutely nothing.

    I love what you have done with this place! Absolutely nothing.

    azbankr04/08/2014
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