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  • Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

    Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

    Bottomofthebarrelyesterday
    4.67 (6 votes)
  • I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it. Go away.

    I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it. Go away.

    Shelley15994333 hours ago
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Dear Mom, Stop making me eat vegetables... Or you're going to find something unpleasant in your shoes.

    Dear Mom, Stop making me eat vegetables... Or you're going to find something unpleasant in your shoes.

    rainmandefinitely04/30/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Ain't that the pickle on the shit sandwich.

    Ain't that the pickle on the shit sandwich.

    Shelley15994332 hours ago
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • After you finish your cereal Mommy is taking you the tanning salon!

    After you finish your cereal Mommy is taking you the tanning salon!

    Frank158596405/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm honestly appalled that you find 'work' and 'school' more important than Twilight.

    I'm honestly appalled that you find "work" and "school" more important than Twilight.

    jesusfreak198601/13/2009
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • My excessive shallowness may just be enough to send you off the deep end!

    My excessive shallowness may just be enough to send you off the deep end!

    kd152205/14/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • There actually will come a day where you will be better than me, Just make sure my tombstone reminds you that you aren't!

    There actually will come a day where you will be better than me, Just make sure my tombstone reminds you that you aren't!

    kd152205/14/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Sorry that spending your day tied up dealing with verbal abuse, while struggling with restraints from people who enjoy being a pain in your ass is your job and not your sex life.

    Sorry that spending your day tied up dealing with verbal abuse, while struggling with restraints from people who enjoy being a pain in your ass is your job and not your sex life.

    Bottomofthebarrel05/14/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Trying to understand the extreme conservative bigotry of the south is like trying to find deep intellectual meaning in an episode of the Jersey Shore.

    Trying to understand the extreme conservative bigotry of the south is like trying to find deep intellectual meaning in an episode of the Jersey Shore.

    Jared146519905/10/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • -'Newt Gingrich has had 3 wives, Rush Limbaugh has had 4; but if we marry each other, marriage will be ruined for everyone!' -'Holy Shit!'

    -"Newt Gingrich has had 3 wives, Rush Limbaugh has had 4; but if we marry each other, marriage will be ruined for everyone!" -"Holy Shit!"

    Bryanna152994905/10/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I would 'like' your status but you don't know the proper way to use you're and your.

    I would 'like' your status but you don't know the proper way to use you're and your.

    Tori152471505/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If gays having intercourse is the issue, then you should support gay marriage. Marriage naturally reduces the frequency of sex!

    If gays having intercourse is the issue, then you should support gay marriage. Marriage naturally reduces the frequency of sex!

    awesomebaxter05/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Relax. You can still marry your first cousin in North Carolina, as long as he or she is the oppposite sex.

    Relax. You can still marry your first cousin in North Carolina, as long as he or she is the oppposite sex.

    Ursula151711605/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I hope the fact that the credit companies will own our unborn children doesn't scare the people I plan to sell them to.

    I hope the fact that the credit companies will own our unborn children doesn't scare the people I plan to sell them to.

    Christie151424205/08/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • WINE flies when you're having fun.

    WINE flies when you're having fun.

    Mo374105/04/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Not to sound alcoholic, but I was wondering where the bar is here in the office?'

    "Not to sound alcoholic, but I was wondering where the bar is here in the office?"

    axl198805/01/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Some people see it as the glass is half full others as it being half empty. I see as who the fuck has been drinking my shit?!

    Some people see it as the glass is half full others as it being half empty. I see as who the fuck has been drinking my shit?!

    MrsCruz0804/30/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I didn't fart... It was the dog.

    I didn't fart... It was the dog.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I swear, nobody but me will ever see these photos babe.

    I swear, nobody but me will ever see these photos babe.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)

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