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  • What are Barbara Billingsley, Tom Bosley, and Leslie Nielsen expecting for Christmas? Ans: Elizabeth Edwards.

    What are Barbara Billingsley, Tom Bosley, and Leslie Nielsen expecting for Christmas? Ans: Elizabeth Edwards.

    marigator12/07/2010
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    3.50 (2 votes)
  • Zero Shouldn't Be A Temperature... And While We're At It, It Shouldn't Be A Pants Size Either.

    Zero Shouldn't Be A Temperature... And While We're At It, It Shouldn't Be A Pants Size Either.

    Faithanne7512/07/2010
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's great to live in a country where ones laziness is rewarded with 99 more weeks of unemployment benefits.

    It's great to live in a country where ones laziness is rewarded with 99 more weeks of unemployment benefits.

    Mr. Keith12/07/2010
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    2.00 (7 votes)
  • In the spirit of bear hunting season, may somebody put a bullet right between the eyes of Yogi Bear before he hits theaters.

    In the spirit of bear hunting season, may somebody put a bullet right between the eyes of Yogi Bear before he hits theaters.

    Nikki13213612/08/2010
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't watch the news because it's controlled by a handful of large media conglomerates. And becasue I'm usually high and it bums me out.

    I don't watch the news because it's controlled by a handful of large media conglomerates. And becasue I'm usually high and it bums me out.

    OhLookAUserName12/08/2010
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    2.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm looking for a fellow contrarian to agree with me when I complain about the new Facebook changes.

    I'm looking for a fellow contrarian to agree with me when I complain about the new Facebook changes.

    OhLookAUserName12/08/2010
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    2.33 (3 votes)
  • Watching The Tourist will be as close as I get to taking a vacation this year.

    Watching The Tourist will be as close as I get to taking a vacation this year.

    dwgreen12/08/2010
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Was it a millionaire who said, 'Imagine no possessions?'

    Was it a millionaire who said, "Imagine no possessions?"

    dwgreen12/08/2010
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I hope I don't die a day before the 30th anniversary of the death of a Beatle.

    I hope I don't die a day before the 30th anniversary of the death of a Beatle.

    bridge6512/08/2010
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • This weeks John Lennon tributes have been an important reminder of just how unattractive Yoko Ono actually is.

    This weeks John Lennon tributes have been an important reminder of just how unattractive Yoko Ono actually is.

    elg12/08/2010
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    4.62 (8 votes)
  • I am afraid to drink Tea on account that I'll start comparing national tragedies and the untimely death of an inspiring woman to our president's tax cuts.

    I am afraid to drink Tea on account that I'll start comparing national tragedies and the untimely death of an inspiring woman to our president's tax cuts.

    zoobumgirl12/08/2010
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    3.67 (3 votes)
  • If you email me a random number on facebook, I'm going to post that picture of your genitalia you thought I erased.

    If you email me a random number on facebook, I'm going to post that picture of your genitalia you thought I erased.

    markusskinnus12/08/2010
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    4.08 (13 votes)
  • To celebrate John Lennon's legacy I'm going to re-read Catcher in the Rye.

    To celebrate John Lennon's legacy I'm going to re-read Catcher in the Rye.

    rockbiter12/08/2010
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    4.75 (4 votes)
  • I can't wait till Dec. 17th to spend $15 more than I did in 1982 to leave the theater bored, confused, yet dazzled by special effects.

    I can't wait till Dec. 17th to spend $15 more than I did in 1982 to leave the theater bored, confused, yet dazzled by special effects.

    Nikki13213612/08/2010
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Self-fulfilling prophecy is when you call that idiot a knight in the shiny armour till he finally becomes one and trots away from you.

    Self-fulfilling prophecy is when you call that idiot a knight in the shiny armour till he finally becomes one and trots away from you.

    Erata112/09/2010
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • We're going to open Al Capone's vault now, ladies and gentlemen.

    We're going to open Al Capone's vault now, ladies and gentlemen.

    wordherd12/09/2010
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    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Don't worry... I will grow up. I do it everytime I go offline.

    Don't worry... I will grow up. I do it everytime I go offline.

    SecularProphet12/09/2010
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    4.33 (6 votes)
  • Let's just hope WikiLeaks doesn't reveal everybody's Secret Santas.

    Let's just hope WikiLeaks doesn't reveal everybody's Secret Santas.

    s stanley12/09/2010
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    3.75 (4 votes)
  • We knew you were gay long before you did.

    We knew you were gay long before you did.

    jennaphoto12/09/2010
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    3.75 (4 votes)
  • I wonder who decided to call my pussy a vagina.

    I wonder who decided to call my pussy a vagina.

    pood12/09/2010
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    2.33 (3 votes)

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