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  • I can't wait until January 7th! My gym will once again be as empty as it was a week ago.

    I can't wait until January 7th! My gym will once again be as empty as it was a week ago.

    Nadia269352412/31/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • If I had 90 minutes with the Portugal soccer team, I'd let seven of them score on me too.

    If I had 90 minutes with the Portugal soccer team, I'd let seven of them score on me too.

    kcmo$06/21/2010
    4.27 (22 votes)
  • Yes I do NEED that 7th pair of running shoes - want doesn't come into it.

    Yes I do NEED that 7th pair of running shoes - want doesn't come into it.

    Kate340590808/25/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm weight lifting and sweating like a pig. Does it look like I want to talk dumbass!

    I'm weight lifting and sweating like a pig. Does it look like I want to talk dumbass!

    carol inked10/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • My exercise routine: diddly squats and jumping jack-shit.

    My exercise routine: diddly squats and jumping jack-shit.

    Stormruston10/29/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'And then my Sunday School teacher said that Matthews 52 isn't really in the Bible. She must be a Bears fan.'

    "And then my Sunday School teacher said that Matthews 52 isn't really in the Bible. She must be a Bears fan."

    Veronica206008110/31/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Alabama parenting: Kids this is the only team that exists in college sports! 'Roll Tide mom!!'

    Alabama parenting: Kids this is the only team that exists in college sports! "Roll Tide mom!!"

    Justin187404906/26/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I already told you, I can't have pizza, I am getting in shape to be a spectator at the Crossfit Games!

    I already told you, I can't have pizza, I am getting in shape to be a spectator at the Crossfit Games!

    xfit1306/26/2012
    4.60 (5 votes)
  • I'm running the New York Marathon because it's the only way I can get a cup of clean water in the city.

    I'm running the New York Marathon because it's the only way I can get a cup of clean water in the city.

    boremesomemore11/02/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Here is the number of people that thnk the Cardinals will win the World Series.

    Here is the number of people that thnk the Cardinals will win the World Series.

    Kate344879910/21/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank God RG3'S leg is all better. I bet the Redskins are sick and tired of all this 'wounded knee' bullshit.

    Thank God RG3'S leg is all better. I bet the Redskins are sick and tired of all this "wounded knee" bullshit.

    skesse10/23/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Last time TN beat AL: iPhones didn't exist, T.J. Yeldon was a 6th grader, Gas was $1.91 a gallon, George W. Bush was president of The United States. Wow!!

    Last time TN beat AL: iPhones didn't exist, T.J. Yeldon was a 6th grader, Gas was $1.91 a gallon, George W. Bush was president of The United States. Wow!!

    ashliv8410/23/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's pretend we're politicians today and let's shut down the Raiders! 6-0, here we go... CHIEFS!

    Let's pretend we're politicians today and let's shut down the Raiders! 6-0, here we go... CHIEFS!

    Sandra156907810/13/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You see, no one likes Boston. NO ONE.

    You see, no one likes Boston. NO ONE.

    Leslie7209110/19/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We are savings ourselves for the Vikings.

    We are savings ourselves for the Vikings.

    Cathy181873811/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No Racing no point living.

    No Racing no point living.

    rlucas3709/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You know how you can tell if someone is a CrossFitter? All they fucking talk about is CrossFit.

    You know how you can tell if someone is a CrossFitter? All they fucking talk about is CrossFit.

    leapday7610/12/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm 37, bum throwing arm (right), never played baseball on any professional level, and I will work for minimum wage. Yup!! Sign me up New York%2.

    I'm 37, bum throwing arm (right), never played baseball on any professional level, and I will work for minimum wage. Yup!! Sign me up New York%2.

    jrrjr197622@aol.com02/18/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit.

    First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit.

    corypage04/24/2013
    4.50 (4 votes)
  • I am healthy, my family is healthy. That is the important thing. After that, we go racing.

    I am healthy, my family is healthy. That is the important thing. After that, we go racing.

    hitman908/08/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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