You remind me of a homeless Huck Finn.
Look! I found a picture of the people who understand and care for your college memes!
I fantasize about you buying me expensive jewelry with an endless credit card.
'I just LOVE how thick you applied your glittery purple eyeliner!' Said no one, ever.
Thanks to your terrible decisions, my whoring around doesn't seem so immoral.
May you look so fucking fantastic that Nicki Minaj herself will go lesbian for you.
Here's hoping you and your new feral feline don't end up on 'My Cat from Hell.'
Sorry your hand isn't of the corret proportions to fit in the Pringles tube.
You will be referred to as Cydni or Cyndi. Choose one.
Your response made my last statement highly irrelevant and totally not funny.
Thanks for making some of my hilarious comments in our conversation your statuses on Facebook.
Sorry that our football team isn't good enough for your father's approval.
