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  • Remember when you thought meeting some one on the Shamrock Shuttle was a good idea?

    Remember when you thought meeting some one on the Shamrock Shuttle was a good idea?

    Tara157583205/18/2012
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  • 'im not really irish.' 'im not really a woman.'

    "im not really irish." "im not really a woman."

    ptrickuno05/12/2012
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  • Everybody needs something to believe in... I believe I'll have another drink!

    Everybody needs something to believe in... I believe I'll have another drink!

    PatRyan25905/03/2012
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  • My phone just auto corrected 'St. Patty's Day' to 'St. Party's Day'. I went with it.

    My phone just auto corrected "St. Patty's Day" to "St. Party's Day". I went with it.

    Amy778015905/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry St. Patrick's Day is not meant for you..... Enjoy Columbus day though.

    Sorry St. Patrick's Day is not meant for you..... Enjoy Columbus day though.

    Cro8404/25/2012
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  • Listen bitch, you play that God Damned Michael McDonald song ONE MORE TIME & I may go crazy & kill everyone in here!!!!

    Listen bitch, you play that God Damned Michael McDonald song ONE MORE TIME & I may go crazy & kill everyone in here!!!!

    bjacks31604/22/2012
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  • Well, I was looking for St. Patrick's cathedral, but I suppose either way I'm gonna have to go to confession.

    Well, I was looking for St. Patrick's cathedral, but I suppose either way I'm gonna have to go to confession.

    Hispit04/01/2012
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  • Lets get chocolate wasted.

    Lets get chocolate wasted.

    Matt127014403/27/2012
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  • I'm so glad my actions on St. Patrick's Day didn't demolish our relationship.

    I'm so glad my actions on St. Patrick's Day didn't demolish our relationship.

    kels569103/23/2012
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  • Happy 2-Days Past St. Patrick's Day!

    Happy 2-Days Past St. Patrick's Day!

    funnytimes03/19/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • If we learned anything from the Fanshawe riots, it's that the Fanshawe students learned nothing from the Vancouver riots.

    If we learned anything from the Fanshawe riots, it's that the Fanshawe students learned nothing from the Vancouver riots.

    cousiad03/18/2012
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  • I'm sorry that the second mortgage you took out to pay for your child's education was used to buy beer bottles to throw at the police.

    I'm sorry that the second mortgage you took out to pay for your child's education was used to buy beer bottles to throw at the police.

    cousiad03/18/2012
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  • I'd like to thank St. Patrick for reminding me how delicious Baileys is.

    I'd like to thank St. Patrick for reminding me how delicious Baileys is.

    youknowyouwantit03/18/2012
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  • I patiently await drunken St. Patrick's day photos to be posted on Facebook.

    I patiently await drunken St. Patrick's day photos to be posted on Facebook.

    fiveuses03/18/2012
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  • Corn beef and cabbage sure looks different coming up than going down.

    Corn beef and cabbage sure looks different coming up than going down.

    Frank119566303/18/2012
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  • I wonder what wearing green the day after St. Patrick's Day says about you.

    I wonder what wearing green the day after St. Patrick's Day says about you.

    jjthunders03/18/2012
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  • Sorry you didn't get laid on the one day of the year when even fat chicks get laid.

    Sorry you didn't get laid on the one day of the year when even fat chicks get laid.

    haha0103/18/2012
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  • Aye, son, in 387 Patrick was born here, in Kilpatrick! They might be Irish, son, but it took a Scotsman to show 'em 'ow to drink!

    Aye, son, in 387 Patrick was born here, in Kilpatrick! They might be Irish, son, but it took a Scotsman to show 'em 'ow to drink!

    Tex Pepper03/18/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I went to this St. Patrick's Day party and all I got was this lousy blowjob.

    I went to this St. Patrick's Day party and all I got was this lousy blowjob.

    HT125034103/18/2012
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  • Trust me, chicks will be too drunk to realize you're actually Scottish.

    Trust me, chicks will be too drunk to realize you're actually Scottish.

    HT125034103/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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