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  • 'St. Paddys day is over? Time to celebrate.' Said every bartender ever.

    "St. Paddys day is over? Time to celebrate." Said every bartender ever.

    Chaz354839303/19/2014
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  • Yes Gail, Sue was downright catty at the St. Patrick's Day party that was held on Feb 14th that I was not invited to.

    Yes Gail, Sue was downright catty at the St. Patrick's Day party that was held on Feb 14th that I was not invited to.

    dotjon403/18/2014
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  • Yay! Another St Patricks Day! The street gutters are running with blood, urine, and green vomit! Dont you love when alcohol abuse is glorified?

    Yay! Another St Patricks Day! The street gutters are running with blood, urine, and green vomit! Dont you love when alcohol abuse is glorified?

    SkyKing0003/18/2014
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  • Happy 'Day After St. Patrick's Day' Day.

    Happy "Day After St. Patrick's Day" Day.

    Bob8007903/18/2014
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  • You'll need more than the luck of the Irish to get my pot o' gold.

    You'll need more than the luck of the Irish to get my pot o' gold.

    soco91403/17/2014
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  • Oh its St. Patrick's Day...and you're white....you HAVE to be at least a little bit Irish.......so you have an excuse to drink and act dumb....

    Oh its St. Patrick's Day...and you're white....you HAVE to be at least a little bit Irish.......so you have an excuse to drink and act dumb....

    Crystal248006703/17/2014
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  • Finding a midget on St. Patrick' s Day is like finding a bald fat guy with a beard on Christmas it puts in the holiday spirit.

    Finding a midget on St. Patrick' s Day is like finding a bald fat guy with a beard on Christmas it puts in the holiday spirit.

    Christian354762303/17/2014
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  • I'm glad to see that the road rose to meet you.

    I'm glad to see that the road rose to meet you.

    geevee03/17/2014
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  • Today the beer is green. Tomorrow it will be you. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

    Today the beer is green. Tomorrow it will be you. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

    ISpeakOnlyTruth03/17/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Please forgive me for throwing up on your new dress.

    Please forgive me for throwing up on your new dress.

    Paul223294403/17/2014
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  • Happy St. Patty's Day to all of you with a drop of Irish in your blood. Today is your day you drunken bastards!

    Happy St. Patty's Day to all of you with a drop of Irish in your blood. Today is your day you drunken bastards!

    sarahmarie7703/17/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Here's to a healthy heart and a wet mouth! HAPPY HOULI'S DAY! !

    Here's to a healthy heart and a wet mouth! HAPPY HOULI'S DAY! !

    Mindy354743303/17/2014
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  • What a grand way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day: simultaneously drinking a beer, pooping in a barrel, and playing some pocket pool.

    What a grand way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day: simultaneously drinking a beer, pooping in a barrel, and playing some pocket pool.

    ArizonaCards03/17/2014
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  • Why yes, I AM magically delicious!

    Why yes, I AM magically delicious!

    Cookie354738403/17/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm not Irish but we can still get lucky tonight.

    I'm not Irish but we can still get lucky tonight.

    Cookie354738403/17/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Here's to hoping you get pinched in all the right places today.

    Here's to hoping you get pinched in all the right places today.

    hmcpherson03/17/2014
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  • For my St. Patrick's Day breakfast, I poured Bailey's over my Lucky Charms.

    For my St. Patrick's Day breakfast, I poured Bailey's over my Lucky Charms.

    Billy354730403/17/2014
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  • Maybe if I drink enough, I'll be less annoyed by all the white people claiming to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

    Maybe if I drink enough, I'll be less annoyed by all the white people claiming to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

    hmcpherson03/17/2014
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  • Look, if I wanted to eat something green for St. Patrick's Day, I'd just eat something out of my fridge.

    Look, if I wanted to eat something green for St. Patrick's Day, I'd just eat something out of my fridge.

    Jarred145288203/17/2014
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  • Nope, absolutely no plans to wear green on St. Patrick's Day. I'm rebellious like that. jujube59.

    Nope, absolutely no plans to wear green on St. Patrick's Day. I'm rebellious like that. jujube59.

    jujube5903/17/2014
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