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Encouragement
I just can't shake the feeling that we're all totally screwed.
DECEMBER 7TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Thanksgiving
Eating all this food won't keep me from stuffing my turkey in your pie.
NOVEMBER 22ND, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
You're my favorite and only minority friend.
NOVEMBER 22ND, 2011
5.00 (2 votes)
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Confession
Even I'm not sure just how gay this is going to get.
NOVEMBER 21ST, 2011
4.50 (2 votes)
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Friendship
Let's continue to ignore our constant sexual tension.
NOVEMBER 21ST, 2011
4.67 (3 votes)
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Thanksgiving
Let's devour enough turkey to suppress our white guilt over raping this land and its natural inhabitants.
NOVEMBER 17TH, 2011
4.67 (3 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry you've given up all forms of normal social interaction in favor of constantly checking on the status of your user-created cards.
DECEMBER 6TH, 2008
4.00 (16 votes)
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Friendship
Let's stay up unreasonably late tonight and then complain about how unreasonably exhausted we are tomorrow.
DECEMBER 4TH, 2008
4.27 (22 votes)
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Confession
Let's pray for a swift death.
DECEMBER 2ND, 2008
4.11 (9 votes)
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Christmas Season
I hope you appreciate the fact that someone had to be trampled to death for you to enjoy this gift.
DECEMBER 2ND, 2008
4.42 (19 votes)
