What I like the most about spending time with you is the time I spend without you.
Psychopathy is what happens while you're busy thinking you have a life.
Wall spamming is the proof that there is no God. Happy name day to an atheist!
I just want someone to love me for who he thinks I am.
I think we should slice up our sex life.
I just want someone to hate me for who I am.
Since you left I feel as empty as I feel after a massive diarrhea.
You're only as old as Photoshop makes you look.
I wanna stay with you till the morning laughter.
Procrastination is my first priority.
I've such commitment issues that I don't even dare to order a family-size pizza.
What do you mean I wasn't supposed to announce our wedding in an obituary?
My door will always be open for you, if you ever need someone to tell you "get the fuck out".
I don't believe in sex before divorce.
In your eyes I found the true love for psychotropics.
