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  • Lets just hope this year you don't get kidnapped and raped darling. Indeed Veronica... indeed.

    Lets just hope this year you don't get kidnapped and raped darling. Indeed Veronica... indeed.

    villhelmromero04/30/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • This year I'm calling it the Super Duper Bowl!

    This year I'm calling it the Super Duper Bowl!

    anto03/13/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Superbowl? If I want to spend three hours watching men in tight pants play with balls I'll just head to Fire Island.

    Superbowl? If I want to spend three hours watching men in tight pants play with balls I'll just head to Fire Island.

    anto03/12/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Dear Jesus, Please don't let her say 'You A Stupid Hoe' again or I will cut bitch. Amen.

    Dear Jesus, Please don't let her say "You A Stupid Hoe" again or I will cut bitch. Amen.

    Michael9687302/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Soup Or Bowl !

    Soup Or Bowl !

    rohanpinto02/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The only Giants I care about are the ones in San Francisco.

    The only Giants I care about are the ones in San Francisco.

    ohhyoko02/06/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • At least we can all celebrate not having to hear anything else about the city of Indianapolis until next season!

    At least we can all celebrate not having to hear anything else about the city of Indianapolis until next season!

    aglandis02/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • All i wanna do is go home and eat leftovers from the Superbowl BBQ.

    All i wanna do is go home and eat leftovers from the Superbowl BBQ.

    Mae848302/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You can't destroy my ecosystem then put me in a Goddamn Coke commercial, and think everything's cool.

    You can't destroy my ecosystem then put me in a Goddamn Coke commercial, and think everything's cool.

    yodergabe02/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • There, there.... She may still be prettier than you, but at least Madonna was Lip-Syncing last night...

    There, there.... She may still be prettier than you, but at least Madonna was Lip-Syncing last night...

    Jeffrey5534102/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Dear Coke: We have been used and abused by you too much in Superbowl Ads. The National Polar Bear Assn is sending a court order to cease and desist.

    Dear Coke: We have been used and abused by you too much in Superbowl Ads. The National Polar Bear Assn is sending a court order to cease and desist.

    Jeffrey5534102/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I don't mind that my team lost the Super Bowl, however I'm moved to tears by the fact that I gained 3lbs from all the crap I ate as I pretended to care about the game....

    I don't mind that my team lost the Super Bowl, however I'm moved to tears by the fact that I gained 3lbs from all the crap I ate as I pretended to care about the game....

    Rebecca28338502/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I guess the Mayans were Patriots fans.

    I guess the Mayans were Patriots fans.

    mmilesnow02/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Coke could have saved my life. Instead, they bought a dumb ad. That's why I'm all like, fuck Coke.

    Coke could have saved my life. Instead, they bought a dumb ad. That's why I'm all like, fuck Coke.

    Lucas742502/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Lady Gaga looked old, but Ruben Studdard looked great!

    Lady Gaga looked old, but Ruben Studdard looked great!

    Matthew994602/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank God Madonna didn't sing 'Like a Virgin.' I wouldn't have been able to stand another Tebow joke.

    Thank God Madonna didn't sing "Like a Virgin." I wouldn't have been able to stand another Tebow joke.

    catharine12302/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry that Madonna performed better than your favorite team.

    Sorry that Madonna performed better than your favorite team.

    NathanG02/05/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If Madonna sings, 'Like a Virgin' it's obviously aimed at Tim Tebow.

    If Madonna sings, "Like a Virgin" it's obviously aimed at Tim Tebow.

    catharine12302/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • When the going gets tough, just remember that your life isn't nearly as bad as Madonna's Super Bowl performance.

    When the going gets tough, just remember that your life isn't nearly as bad as Madonna's Super Bowl performance.

    Roderick119602/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hmmm, it says here that the MVP trophy (My Vagina's Prolapsed) was awarded to Madonna in this year's Super Bowl.

    Hmmm, it says here that the MVP trophy (My Vagina's Prolapsed) was awarded to Madonna in this year's Super Bowl.

    John69249402/05/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)

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