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I hope you are recovering nicely from the injuries you sustained while moving like Jagger....
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Sorry your purchase of Facebook stock overshadows every bad decision I've ever made.
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To poor to afford a hard drive for the rest of her computer. "I can always just close my eyes and pretend I'm on the internet".
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You don't know how to make a heart on FB? Ask your husband; he knows how.
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Oh Mr. Ranger Fan Please keep telling me how great that 3rd Period comeback is going.
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Only called a worthless ginger once today.
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Katie Holmes? Are you sure they didn't say "catty and homely"?
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Nobody wants my pussy anymore.
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It's okay, don't worry. I know it's just your insecurity that makes you such a shit talking, back stabbing, two-faced cunt. I know you can't help it.
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Don't expect much for Christmas this year. The North Pole is in foreclosure, the sleigh has been repossessed, and the elves were laid off!
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When I called you a huge dickhead, it wasn't a compliment. It was the fact that your personality resembles that of a small shrunken penis on the end of a stick.
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WOW! At this rate you on pace to be alone forever, no one loves a short man.
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Jealousy is a disease... Get well soon.
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You, madam, have delusions of adequacy...
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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There can be only one.
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This just in... apparently my entire life really is everyone else's business.
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..hmm I wonder when it will be a good time to tell him that I've spent all our savings on my Mafia Wars player... and now the game is toast.
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I am sorry choosing which restaurant chain to eat in today was so overwhelming. Tomorrow has to be better.
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You're the reason abortion is legal, and gay marriage should be.