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  • I hope you are recovering nicely from the injuries you sustained while moving like Jagger....

    I hope you are recovering nicely from the injuries you sustained while moving like Jagger....

    MoPo771 hour ago
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  • Sorry your purchase of Facebook stock overshadows every bad decision I've ever made.

    Sorry your purchase of Facebook stock overshadows every bad decision I've ever made.

    GreenEyedMonster1 hour ago
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  • To poor to afford a hard drive for the rest of her computer. 'I can always just close my eyes and pretend I'm on the internet'.

    To poor to afford a hard drive for the rest of her computer. "I can always just close my eyes and pretend I'm on the internet".

    GriffintheGuy12 hours ago
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  • You don't know how to make a heart on FB? Ask your husband; he knows how.

    You don't know how to make a heart on FB? Ask your husband; he knows how.

    pearlywhites13 hours ago
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  • Oh Mr. Ranger Fan Please keep telling me how great that 3rd Period comeback is going.

    Oh Mr. Ranger Fan Please keep telling me how great that 3rd Period comeback is going.

    Jamey159808413 hours ago
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  • Only called a worthless ginger once today.

    Only called a worthless ginger once today.

    summernicole1yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Katie Holmes? Are you sure they didn't say 'catty and homely'?

    Katie Holmes? Are you sure they didn't say "catty and homely"?

    pearlywhitesyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Nobody wants my pussy anymore.

    Nobody wants my pussy anymore.

    christinegeeyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's okay, don't worry. I know it's just your insecurity that makes you such a shit talking, back stabbing, two-faced cunt. I know you can't help it.

    It's okay, don't worry. I know it's just your insecurity that makes you such a shit talking, back stabbing, two-faced cunt. I know you can't help it.

    Kira1597444yesterday
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  • Don't expect much for Christmas this year. The North Pole is in foreclosure, the sleigh has been repossessed, and the elves were laid off!

    Don't expect much for Christmas this year. The North Pole is in foreclosure, the sleigh has been repossessed, and the elves were laid off!

    irishboi26yesterday
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  • When I called you a huge dickhead, it wasn't a compliment. It was the fact that your personality resembles that of a small shrunken penis on the end of a stick.

    When I called you a huge dickhead, it wasn't a compliment. It was the fact that your personality resembles that of a small shrunken penis on the end of a stick.

    frugalistayesterday
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  • WOW! At this rate you on pace to be alone forever, no one loves a short man.

    WOW! At this rate you on pace to be alone forever, no one loves a short man.

    meghan_nyyesterday
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  • Jealousy is a disease... Get well soon.

    Jealousy is a disease... Get well soon.

    Sonia1589280yesterday
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • You, madam, have delusions of adequacy...

    You, madam, have delusions of adequacy...

    RomanGoddessyesterday
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  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

    When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

    RomanGoddessyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • There can be only one.

    There can be only one.

    thegiantholeinyourpantsyesterday
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  • This just in... apparently my entire life really is everyone else's business.

    This just in... apparently my entire life really is everyone else's business.

    sassyspanxyesterday
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  • ..hmm I wonder when it will be a good time to tell him that I've spent all our savings on my Mafia Wars player... and now the game is toast.

    ..hmm I wonder when it will be a good time to tell him that I've spent all our savings on my Mafia Wars player... and now the game is toast.

    Kathryn158301505/22/2012
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  • I am sorry choosing which restaurant chain to eat in today was so overwhelming. Tomorrow has to be better.

    I am sorry choosing which restaurant chain to eat in today was so overwhelming. Tomorrow has to be better.

    sayanythingsayers05/22/2012
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  • You're the reason abortion is legal, and gay marriage should be.

    You're the reason abortion is legal, and gay marriage should be.

    Toby158606305/22/2012
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