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  • Sorry your inability to grasp the basic grammatical structure of the English language ruined what had the potential to be a decent user-created ecard.

    Sorry your inability to grasp the basic grammatical structure of the English language ruined what had the potential to be a decent user-created ecard.

    lucychi10/07/2008
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    4.20 (135 votes)
  • I dare you to post a status update that does not involve your baby.

    I dare you to post a status update that does not involve your baby.

    halfsies02/26/2009
    1 sends
    4.60 (100 votes)
  • I would have bet you still let your mother dress you, but even your mother has better dress sense than that.

    I would have bet you still let your mother dress you, but even your mother has better dress sense than that.

    nei nei09/28/2009
    1 sends
    3.67 (9 votes)
  • Pretending you're not desperate does not constitute role-playing.

    Pretending you're not desperate does not constitute role-playing.

    stella609/24/2010
    1 sends
    4.50 (12 votes)
  • Don't worry, there are other psychic octopuses in the sea.

    Don't worry, there are other psychic octopuses in the sea.

    Ashley11925510/26/2010
    1 sends
    4.60 (10 votes)
  • Sorry you're too tired from shoveling to have the sex I promised we'd have if you shoveled.

    Sorry you're too tired from shoveling to have the sex I promised we'd have if you shoveled.

    discolemonade01/28/2011
    1 sends
    4.69 (16 votes)
  • There are no winners when broccoli farts are involved.

    There are no winners when broccoli farts are involved.

    Boatdrinks02/23/2011
    1 sends
    4.62 (34 votes)
  • I'm sorry that Chaz Bono can grow a better beard than you.

    I'm sorry that Chaz Bono can grow a better beard than you.

    boremesomemore09/27/2011
    1 sends
    4.23 (13 votes)
  • I'm sorry I'm forcing you to participate in No Shave Novembeard in order to fulfill my own sexual fantasies.

    I'm sorry I'm forcing you to participate in No Shave Novembeard in order to fulfill my own sexual fantasies.

    jcassity064811/03/2011
    1 sends
    4.46 (13 votes)
  • Sorry you feel the need to blame Mondays for the consistently pitiful state of your existence.

    Sorry you feel the need to blame Mondays for the consistently pitiful state of your existence.

    Martian340299009/09/2013
    1 sends
    3.40 (5 votes)
  • I'm not good with feelings, so I hope this e-card adequately expresses my sympathy.

    I'm not good with feelings, so I hope this e-card adequately expresses my sympathy.

    thisguy398304/21/2014
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I feel sorry for myself having to hear about how sorry you feel for yourself.

    I feel sorry for myself having to hear about how sorry you feel for yourself.

    buryourlindsay04/18/2012
    1 sends
    4.53 (17 votes)
  • I like Celine Dion so I guess that means I'm a lesbian.

    I like Celine Dion so I guess that means I'm a lesbian.

    jrothberg02/16/2012
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    2.33 (3 votes)
  • I'm sorry that it took you ten years to realize I was never going to be the person you created in your head.

    I'm sorry that it took you ten years to realize I was never going to be the person you created in your head.

    Kirby81602/16/2012
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    4.33 (3 votes)
  • I'm sorry your expensive college degrees led to a job where you have to clean up maggots.

    I'm sorry your expensive college degrees led to a job where you have to clean up maggots.

    kendralee5702/16/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When I was a kid I had dyslexia. I would write about it in my dairy.

    When I was a kid I had dyslexia. I would write about it in my dairy.

    sachegrande02/16/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I am sorry I lied. I'm a politician.

    I am sorry I lied. I'm a politician.

    yamir32102/16/2012
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but an habit.

    We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but an habit.

    Weston961402/16/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry I don't care about your minor issues do to the fact I actually have something of more importance happening in my life.

    Sorry I don't care about your minor issues do to the fact I actually have something of more importance happening in my life.

    Bridgett2002/17/2012
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry I just couldn't care less.

    Sorry I just couldn't care less.

    Bridgett2002/17/2012
    0 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)

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