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  • You call this a job? I can do this while shitting my pants.

    You call this a job? I can do this while shitting my pants.

    Heinrich155749505/15/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I wonder what 'Take Kids to Work' day was like at Penn State this year?.. And what it included every year before..

    I wonder what "Take Kids to Work" day was like at Penn State this year?.. And what it included every year before..

    hardroccer2805/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I feel horrible about leaving the kids in the car on Take Your Kids To Work Day.

    I feel horrible about leaving the kids in the car on Take Your Kids To Work Day.

    jeffdinsd04/26/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Taking your kids to work day is a great way for your children to understand why you're such an asshole at home.

    Taking your kids to work day is a great way for your children to understand why you're such an asshole at home.

    edwinburgos04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you're a stay-at-home mom!

    Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you're a stay-at-home mom!

    ThePanda04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I would have brought my kids to work today, but I left them on your tits.

    I would have brought my kids to work today, but I left them on your tits.

    akin04/26/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry you need a special day in America in order to bring your kids to work.

    Sorry you need a special day in America in order to bring your kids to work.

    Bottomofthebarrel04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I wanted to bring my kids to work today, but my boss doesn't allow cats in the office.

    I wanted to bring my kids to work today, but my boss doesn't allow cats in the office.

    Courtney144506404/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Coming to work already sucks. There was no need to salt the wound by adding a take your kid to the office day.

    Coming to work already sucks. There was no need to salt the wound by adding a take your kid to the office day.

    basquebombshell04/26/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • The only thing more useless than you at work, is your child.

    The only thing more useless than you at work, is your child.

    Jeremy115761804/26/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Take Your Kids to Work Day: 10min. - watch parent work. 30min. - spin in chair with utter boredom. 6hrs. - play apps and games on hand held device.

    Take Your Kids to Work Day: 10min. - watch parent work. 30min. - spin in chair with utter boredom. 6hrs. - play apps and games on hand held device.

    Jenny From the Blog04/23/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Take Your Kids to Work Day is just another excuse for my kids to play hand held games and apps while my husband pretends to be busy.

    Take Your Kids to Work Day is just another excuse for my kids to play hand held games and apps while my husband pretends to be busy.

    Jenny From the Blog04/23/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I wish there was a Leave Your Kids at Work Day.

    I wish there was a Leave Your Kids at Work Day.

    Grndmntnman04/23/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Boy, I bet prostitutes can't wait for Take Your Kids to Work Day.

    Boy, I bet prostitutes can't wait for Take Your Kids to Work Day.

    bornmiserable04/20/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I'm sorry that on this 'Take Your Chid to Work Day,' Mommy can't legally take you in to where she works.

    I'm sorry that on this "Take Your Chid to Work Day," Mommy can't legally take you in to where she works.

    ThePanda04/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Take Your Child to Work day is a wonderful opportunity to pull the firm alarm and blame the children.

    Take Your Child to Work day is a wonderful opportunity to pull the firm alarm and blame the children.

    wkugirl04/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Teaching your son the finer qualities of computer terrorism...after all someone has to take your place as an unsatisfiable prick when you're gone.

    Teaching your son the finer qualities of computer terrorism...after all someone has to take your place as an unsatisfiable prick when you're gone.

    James135773104/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And so you see, this chart represents your level of douchiness over the last year.

    And so you see, this chart represents your level of douchiness over the last year.

    ryan42003/30/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Take your brat to work day' could've been avoided with 'take a condom to the glory hole day.'

    "Take your brat to work day" could've been avoided with "take a condom to the glory hole day."

    Raging Snail03/22/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • You better bundle up because it's cold out! That's why I'm wearing this mini-skirt in the middle of January.

    You better bundle up because it's cold out! That's why I'm wearing this mini-skirt in the middle of January.

    HumpDayMan03/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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