"If I could fuck anyone behind my husbands back ... It would be you, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY".
"This broom isn't the only thing I ride ... like a boss".
"How about ,you get out of your relationship and I get into your pants".
"This wedding not only marks the end of your happiness, but the end of my swallowing".
"This marriage would work better , if you would get the fuck out of it."
"Don't fuck up rotation bitch, it's puff , puff, PASS!"
" I can only stand you because I'm fucking stoned all the time".
" See it says right here in the divorce papers, It's all your fault".
"Be nice and I'll finger bang you for Valentine's Day".
"I'm serious! He's losing interest, he won't even look me in the back of the head anymore".
"She must suck a mean cock because, she's fucking ugly".
"Another drink please, this asshole's still ugly as shit".
"Honey, you can wear what ever you would like, you will still look like a whore".
"Well , if you don't want to catch my cold, just suck my dick next time".
"Happy Valentine's day to the best bitch ever".
"I'm sorry for being a heartless cunt. Oh wait. I'm not".
