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  • I always said I'd marry for love, but now I'd marry to get a better tax return.

    I always said I'd marry for love, but now I'd marry to get a better tax return.

    Jessica140997104/19/2012
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  • A need for a bigger middle class in America ?!?! Now that's a funny one!

    A need for a bigger middle class in America ?!?! Now that's a funny one!

    mariettate8404/19/2012
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  • 'Ballin!' 'Bitch check my tax return!'

    "Ballin!" "Bitch check my tax return!"

    Brandon141107104/19/2012
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  • I always said I'd marry for love, but now I'd marrying to get a better tax return.

    I always said I'd marry for love, but now I'd marrying to get a better tax return.

    Jessica140997104/18/2012
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  • Filing my taxes every year as single just reminds me of how depressing it is that I have yet to find the love of my life, and that I'm a total slut.

    Filing my taxes every year as single just reminds me of how depressing it is that I have yet to find the love of my life, and that I'm a total slut.

    Photojunky8404/18/2012
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  • What every tax accountant is doing the day after the deadline.

    What every tax accountant is doing the day after the deadline.

    ryan mcdonald04/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Don't criticize me for waiting until the last minute for Taxes. Your refund just reminds you that you don't have a REAL job.

    Don't criticize me for waiting until the last minute for Taxes. Your refund just reminds you that you don't have a REAL job.

    Alec128118604/18/2012
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  • If those dolls are considered dependents. Is my horse? Just askin'.

    If those dolls are considered dependents. Is my horse? Just askin'.

    nineblind04/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If only you could claim your Facebook friends as dependents on your tax return.

    If only you could claim your Facebook friends as dependents on your tax return.

    bornmiserable04/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Here's to the government using our money for shit we don't need. Wait... we don't pay taxes. Oh well, let's get hammered anyways.

    Here's to the government using our money for shit we don't need. Wait... we don't pay taxes. Oh well, let's get hammered anyways.

    Steve135894804/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You want taxes? How about if I let you punch me in the face and watch me finger that homeless guy, we call it even?

    You want taxes? How about if I let you punch me in the face and watch me finger that homeless guy, we call it even?

    Joshua799204/17/2012
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  • Tax Day, The only day of the year when everyone acts like a Republican.

    Tax Day, The only day of the year when everyone acts like a Republican.

    Nathan425704/17/2012
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  • I like to think of April as extension season.

    I like to think of April as extension season.

    nixnix04/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I eat like it's my job, and I'm pulling a double shift. Wish I knew where to deduct that.

    I eat like it's my job, and I'm pulling a double shift. Wish I knew where to deduct that.

    deesimilie 04/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We oppose the Buffet Rule. I personally cannot afford to pay 30% of 25 million dollars to the IRS because it just isn't fair.

    We oppose the Buffet Rule. I personally cannot afford to pay 30% of 25 million dollars to the IRS because it just isn't fair.

    Abhay132973104/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I will continue to date my accountant until I receive a good tax return.

    I will continue to date my accountant until I receive a good tax return.

    cs897804/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Having a husband like you, should get me some form of tax credit.

    Having a husband like you, should get me some form of tax credit.

    Richard138140804/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry that only the IRS is willing to screw you.

    I'm sorry that only the IRS is willing to screw you.

    allymarie8704/15/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I wish you'd fuck me like the IRS did baby.

    I wish you'd fuck me like the IRS did baby.

    melvoon04/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you think tax day is April 15th you ARE a man among many douche tards!!!

    If you think tax day is April 15th you ARE a man among many douche tards!!!

    heather121504/15/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)

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