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  • see this? head of Newt.

    see this? head of Newt.

    greenenvy04/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm mailing my taxes this year, because the thought of the IRS on my IBM makes my IBS go WTF.

    I'm mailing my taxes this year, because the thought of the IRS on my IBM makes my IBS go WTF.

    ClewisD04/09/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I totally forgot to e-File. Now I have to go to the library!

    I totally forgot to e-File. Now I have to go to the library!

    ClewisD04/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We just created a HUGE tax break.

    We just created a HUGE tax break.

    ClewisD04/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Deal with your accountant's crabs, and he will handle your taxes more quickly.

    Deal with your accountant's crabs, and he will handle your taxes more quickly.

    ClewisD04/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Upon reviewing your finances, I believe your greatest investment would be to find a plastic surgeon.

    Upon reviewing your finances, I believe your greatest investment would be to find a plastic surgeon.

    Kristi135413004/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Taxes are like penises: the higher they go, the deeper we get fucked.

    Taxes are like penises: the higher they go, the deeper we get fucked.

    bjrudell04/05/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I love this time of year, when we rich Americans give money to our poor government.

    I love this time of year, when we rich Americans give money to our poor government.

    bjrudell04/05/2012
    3.00 (4 votes)
  • What I owe the government, I owe you ten-fold in kisses.

    What I owe the government, I owe you ten-fold in kisses.

    bjrudell04/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Reading ecards about taxes reminded me I need to do my taxes.

    Reading ecards about taxes reminded me I need to do my taxes.

    ashleyk423904/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Do you mind if I claim your kids on my taxes? Being employed, single, and not having children just kills my tax return.

    Do you mind if I claim your kids on my taxes? Being employed, single, and not having children just kills my tax return.

    beautifullydesigned04/01/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • 2-4-23-38-46 23 WTF HAPPENED?

    2-4-23-38-46 23 WTF HAPPENED?

    natestixnyc03/31/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It is so easy to make a dollar disappear at the gas pumps alone.

    It is so easy to make a dollar disappear at the gas pumps alone.

    awdoc03/31/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Anyone ever think of how a fly could get into your wallet in the first place?

    Anyone ever think of how a fly could get into your wallet in the first place?

    Brandon123632403/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It must be nice to get a job out of college and finally pay all those taxes you voted for.

    It must be nice to get a job out of college and finally pay all those taxes you voted for.

    samxoxobam03/11/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • It's fine that you're on social services & my taxes paid for your iphone 4s. It's also fine if I lop your privates off with these new shears I got at Target.

    It's fine that you're on social services & my taxes paid for your iphone 4s. It's also fine if I lop your privates off with these new shears I got at Target.

    Fireitup03/02/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • WANTED: Part-time adjutant envoy for the office of the Under Secretary of Go Fuck Yourself. -Capitol Hill area.

    WANTED: Part-time adjutant envoy for the office of the Under Secretary of Go Fuck Yourself. -Capitol Hill area.

    Mouse20903/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I can't wait to use my return on strippers and booze!

    I can't wait to use my return on strippers and booze!

    Jose117431503/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ' I am thankfull for another year that my church is tax excempt, and will not be forclosed on'.

    " I am thankfull for another year that my church is tax excempt, and will not be forclosed on".

    DarkAtt02/29/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • See, they withhold taxes so that we won't spend the money on frivolous things like bills and food.

    See, they withhold taxes so that we won't spend the money on frivolous things like bills and food.

    purpleshadow02/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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