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  • Tax Day: Investing in the Middle Class since 1913.

    Tax Day: Investing in the Middle Class since 1913.

    RevUpOH04/15/2013
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  • 'If you're going to steal, at least have the decency to wear a proper uniform'.

    "If you're going to steal, at least have the decency to wear a proper uniform".

    Michael335670706/19/2013
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  • Mommy and Daddy needed to pawn my toys to help pay their taxes.

    Mommy and Daddy needed to pawn my toys to help pay their taxes.

    Jeffrey351271701/28/2014
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  • Filing my taxes every year as single just reminds me of how depressing it is that I have yet to find the love of my life, and that I'm a total slut.

    Filing my taxes every year as single just reminds me of how depressing it is that I have yet to find the love of my life, and that I'm a total slut.

    Photojunky8404/18/2012
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  • 'The difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist? Well, the taxidermist takes only your skin!'

    "The difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist? Well, the taxidermist takes only your skin!"

    ArizonaCards04/09/2014
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  • 'The CPA told me that Viagra is deductible only if my erection lasts LONGER than four hours. What a bummer.'

    "The CPA told me that Viagra is deductible only if my erection lasts LONGER than four hours. What a bummer."

    ArizonaCards04/09/2014
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  • Don't criticize me for waiting until the last minute for Taxes. Your refund just reminds you that you don't have a REAL job.

    Don't criticize me for waiting until the last minute for Taxes. Your refund just reminds you that you don't have a REAL job.

    Alec128118604/18/2012
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  • 'Good news, Jane! Our CPA assures me that your rmonthly PMS 'bitch fits' are totally deductible!'

    "Good news, Jane! Our CPA assures me that your rmonthly PMS 'bitch fits' are totally deductible!"

    ArizonaCards04/09/2014
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  • This April 15th is a one day chance to spend $1500 on glasses that will make people want to beat you up.

    This April 15th is a one day chance to spend $1500 on glasses that will make people want to beat you up.

    klbarrus04/13/2014
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  • This is so much better than doing my taxes.

    This is so much better than doing my taxes.

    Elena354787904/15/2014
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  • April 15th is over. You may return to your 10 1/2 months of no work.

    April 15th is over. You may return to your 10 1/2 months of no work.

    shannaree04/15/2014
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  • Here's to the government using our money for shit we don't need. Wait... we don't pay taxes. Oh well, let's get hammered anyways.

    Here's to the government using our money for shit we don't need. Wait... we don't pay taxes. Oh well, let's get hammered anyways.

    Steve135894804/17/2012
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  • You want taxes? How about if I let you punch me in the face and watch me finger that homeless guy, we call it even?

    You want taxes? How about if I let you punch me in the face and watch me finger that homeless guy, we call it even?

    Joshua799204/17/2012
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  • Tax Day, The only day of the year when everyone acts like a Republican.

    Tax Day, The only day of the year when everyone acts like a Republican.

    Nathan425704/17/2012
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  • I like to think of April as extension season.

    I like to think of April as extension season.

    nixnix04/17/2012
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  • I eat like it's my job, and I'm pulling a double shift. Wish I knew where to deduct that.

    I eat like it's my job, and I'm pulling a double shift. Wish I knew where to deduct that.

    deesimilie 04/17/2012
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  • I always said I'd marry for love, but now I'd marrying to get a better tax return.

    I always said I'd marry for love, but now I'd marrying to get a better tax return.

    Jessica140997104/18/2012
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  • 'Ballin!' 'Bitch check my tax return!'

    "Ballin!" "Bitch check my tax return!"

    Brandon141107104/19/2012
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  • A need for a bigger middle class in America ?!?! Now that's a funny one!

    A need for a bigger middle class in America ?!?! Now that's a funny one!

    mariettate8404/19/2012
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  • 'Askhole' - Someone who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

    'Askhole' - Someone who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

    Ben346618202/03/2014
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