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That hot little student of mine is staring at me. She won't stop. I know she wants me. I know it.
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One time I ate my neighbor's shit.
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They say our teacher gets paid during summer vacation! We both know why...pass it down!
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Too bad Teacher Appreciation Week ends today. Next week, it's back to me being a pain in your @**.
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TTIF! (Thank Teachers Its Friday).
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Why isn't there an Appreciation Week for students? There is. It's called "Spring Break". Now go do your homework.
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If you can read this, thank a Teacher. There'd be no obsessing about Christian Grey if you were illiterate.
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Since I have a killer hangover today instead of reading and discussing we will very quietly look at pictures then take a nap.
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Happy Teacher Appreciation Week! Teachers give me the chance to go home, take a nap, drink Vodka, and fuck the UPS guy every day from 8-2:30.
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Happy Teacher Appreciation Week... These Furlough Days Are Just For You.
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If I ever need go on a shooting rampage, please know that I'll let you slip quietly out a side door.
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Take time this week to thank a teacher for all that they do. Shout it though, so they can hear you over the unruly children.
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Homeschoolers have teachers, too! Happy Teachers' Week to all the parents who talk to themselves and can claim they're having "Parent-Teacher Conferences"!
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So what your saying is, I've spent more time educating your child than you have and all I get for Teacher Appreciation is this fucking apple.
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....here it is a smart board for dumb people...
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I'll give my teacher a 5 on RMT this week.
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Here's hoping your students cut down on texting during class this week, just long enough to make you feel appreciated.
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Happy Teacher Weak! Thx 4 teachin me ta reed n rite.
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According to teachers, teaching is harder then this.......
Cro8405/07/2012 1.00 (1 votes) -
Yes Timmy, that is an "A"..... Teaching the most difficult job on the market.
Cro8405/07/2012 1.00 (2 votes)