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  • That hot little student of mine is staring at me. She won't stop. I know she wants me. I know it.

    That hot little student of mine is staring at me. She won't stop. I know she wants me. I know it.

    pickleme00705/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • One time I ate my neighbor's shit.

    One time I ate my neighbor's shit.

    bob greasy05/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • They say our teacher gets paid during summer vacation! We both know why...pass it down!

    They say our teacher gets paid during summer vacation! We both know why...pass it down!

    Tara156167605/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Too bad Teacher Appreciation Week ends today. Next week, it's back to me being a pain in your @**.

    Too bad Teacher Appreciation Week ends today. Next week, it's back to me being a pain in your @**.

    April153349305/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • TTIF! (Thank Teachers Its Friday).

    TTIF! (Thank Teachers Its Friday).

    ctorchia05/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Why isn't there an Appreciation Week for students? There is. It's called 'Spring Break'. Now go do your homework.

    Why isn't there an Appreciation Week for students? There is. It's called "Spring Break". Now go do your homework.

    mdlyork05/10/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you can read this, thank a Teacher. There'd be no obsessing about Christian Grey if you were illiterate.

    If you can read this, thank a Teacher. There'd be no obsessing about Christian Grey if you were illiterate.

    ctorchia05/10/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Since I have a killer hangover today instead of reading and discussing we will very quietly look at pictures then take a nap.

    Since I have a killer hangover today instead of reading and discussing we will very quietly look at pictures then take a nap.

    Pam141525305/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Teacher Appreciation Week! Teachers give me the chance to go home, take a nap, drink Vodka, and fuck the UPS guy every day from 8-2:30.

    Happy Teacher Appreciation Week! Teachers give me the chance to go home, take a nap, drink Vodka, and fuck the UPS guy every day from 8-2:30.

    Jamerson128205/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Teacher Appreciation Week... These Furlough Days Are Just For You.

    Happy Teacher Appreciation Week... These Furlough Days Are Just For You.

    parrotheadmike05/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I ever need go on a shooting rampage, please know that I'll let you slip quietly out a side door.

    If I ever need go on a shooting rampage, please know that I'll let you slip quietly out a side door.

    Bottomofthebarrel05/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Take time this week to thank a teacher for all that they do. Shout it though, so they can hear you over the unruly children.

    Take time this week to thank a teacher for all that they do. Shout it though, so they can hear you over the unruly children.

    ctorchia05/09/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Homeschoolers have teachers, too! Happy Teachers' Week to all the parents who talk to themselves and can claim they're having 'Parent-Teacher Conferences'!

    Homeschoolers have teachers, too! Happy Teachers' Week to all the parents who talk to themselves and can claim they're having "Parent-Teacher Conferences"!

    prssyprncss05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So what your saying is, I've spent more time educating your child than you have and all I get for Teacher Appreciation is this fucking apple.

    So what your saying is, I've spent more time educating your child than you have and all I get for Teacher Appreciation is this fucking apple.

    27ngobin05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ....here it is a smart board for dumb people...

    ....here it is a smart board for dumb people...

    greenenvy05/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll give my teacher a 5 on RMT this week.

    I'll give my teacher a 5 on RMT this week.

    AmandaMae05/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Here's hoping your students cut down on texting during class this week, just long enough to make you feel appreciated.

    Here's hoping your students cut down on texting during class this week, just long enough to make you feel appreciated.

    ctorchia05/08/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Teacher Weak! Thx 4 teachin me ta reed n rite.

    Happy Teacher Weak! Thx 4 teachin me ta reed n rite.

    shelldsb05/07/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • According to teachers, teaching is harder then this.......

    According to teachers, teaching is harder then this.......

    Cro8405/07/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes Timmy, that is an 'A'..... Teaching the most difficult job on the market.

    Yes Timmy, that is an "A"..... Teaching the most difficult job on the market.

    Cro8405/07/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)

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