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  • 'I just love writing reports.'... said no teacher ever!

    "I just love writing reports."... said no teacher ever!

    Trisha265877410/22/2012
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't like Spanish art. Just because they had Picasso once, they now feel they are entitled to make rubbish and call it art. That was a privile for Picasso only!

    I don't like Spanish art. Just because they had Picasso once, they now feel they are entitled to make rubbish and call it art. That was a privile for Picasso only!

    gruttosingel10/21/2012
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  • You can't scare me, I'm a teacher!

    You can't scare me, I'm a teacher!

    cdushack10/15/2012
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    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Based on a review of user ecards, our nation's grammar teachers are failing at every level.

    Based on a review of user ecards, our nation's grammar teachers are failing at every level.

    Wally'sLodge10/15/2012
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I came across that list of things people at work like about me.

    I came across that list of things people at work like about me.

    drummerld10/14/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I love it when I'm talking to a sexy teacher and they mention how illegal it is for me to sleep with them.

    I love it when I'm talking to a sexy teacher and they mention how illegal it is for me to sleep with them.

    Lindsey227783710/08/2012
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  • 'I learned so much at that inservice,' said no teacher ever.

    "I learned so much at that inservice," said no teacher ever.

    Kimberly931410/08/2012
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  • 'You've been drawing on the wall? How lovely darling! Let's keep it on there to show Mummy when she gets home.' said no nanny. Ever.

    "You've been drawing on the wall? How lovely darling! Let's keep it on there to show Mummy when she gets home." said no nanny. Ever.

    Fiver10/08/2012
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  • If you only believe half of what your child tells you about school, we'll only believe half of what they tell us about home.

    If you only believe half of what your child tells you about school, we'll only believe half of what they tell us about home.

    DozerKK10/02/2012
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  • If the bar goes in across the street I'm definitely renewing my contract!

    If the bar goes in across the street I'm definitely renewing my contract!

    Dori231590910/02/2012
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    2.00 (2 votes)
  • Hiding wine in the teacher's lounge gets me through the day.

    Hiding wine in the teacher's lounge gets me through the day.

    Dori231590910/02/2012
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Looks like Mrs. Jones spends a lot of time in her private life on other people's privates... thank you God.

    Looks like Mrs. Jones spends a lot of time in her private life on other people's privates... thank you God.

    torivbabe10/27/2012
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  • 'I really love those worksheets we did today. Can we do some tomorrow, too?' said no student ever.

    "I really love those worksheets we did today. Can we do some tomorrow, too?" said no student ever.

    cgliva11/02/2012
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  • I'm a GT student! It had nothing to do with my mother being a teacher and grandma a parent volunteer here, honest.

    I'm a GT student! It had nothing to do with my mother being a teacher and grandma a parent volunteer here, honest.

    Isaac147621811/03/2012
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  • 'I love it when they change the standards and increase class size!' Said no teacher EVER.

    "I love it when they change the standards and increase class size!" Said no teacher EVER.

    mlomeli12/11/2012
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    2.67 (3 votes)
  • No one has ever died, from an overexposure to education. - Robert M. Hensel.

    No one has ever died, from an overexposure to education. - Robert M. Hensel.

    wheelierecord12/05/2012
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • As teachers, we love it when you come to meetings and pretend you are involved in your kid's life. We also love it when your kid tells us you sleep around.

    As teachers, we love it when you come to meetings and pretend you are involved in your kid's life. We also love it when your kid tells us you sleep around.

    Hillary280855412/05/2012
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  • Work faster! We are gaining on the Asian kids.

    Work faster! We are gaining on the Asian kids.

    LilDingus12/03/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • That's literature, motherfuckers.

    That's literature, motherfuckers.

    Krisztián285829912/02/2012
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  • Teachers deserve high pay, great benefits, summers off, and our asses wiped clean since we are smarter and more talented than everyone else. Who said we are narcissistic?

    Teachers deserve high pay, great benefits, summers off, and our asses wiped clean since we are smarter and more talented than everyone else. Who said we are narcissistic?

    xolomom11/27/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)

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