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Congratulations
Congrats on officially being a nurse! I can't wait to exploit your medical knowledge. For free.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Sports
Since the NFL lockout is over, you can go back to wishing your grossly-overpaid team can finally score a touchdown.
JULY 25TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Super Bowl Sunday
The NFL lockout is over? Sigh. I guess I'll have to start ignoring your tweets again.
JULY 25TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
Here's a fake hug. Yeah, I felt nothing either.
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
Thank you for dealing with me bitching about everyone but you being a fucking asshole.
JANUARY 6TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
Please don't murder your boss. I'd much rather bake than bail you out of jail.
SEPTEMBER 3RD, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
Sorry I don't remember anything we talked about after I took my Ambien.
MAY 18TH, 2010
4.20 (5 votes)
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Apology
Sorry you got ass-raped by Sears.
OCTOBER 19TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
I'm sure you won't miss us at all, but we're longingly think of you at your new job.
JULY 23RD, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
Sorry for planning the details of your death with your boss. Your rotting corpse won't smell too much.
JULY 20TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
Sorry the bug I threw out of my window landed in your filthy stroller. At least it's not in my kitchen anymore.
JULY 11TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
