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  • Thanks for letting me barrow your wood chipper its really helped me with my marital problems.

    Thanks for letting me barrow your wood chipper its really helped me with my marital problems.

    hardtohandle1 minute ago
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  • Moms that write on your timeline is like getting constantly kissed in front of your friends outside of school. MOM!

    Moms that write on your timeline is like getting constantly kissed in front of your friends outside of school. MOM!

    samuel strickland3 hours ago
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  • FYI I shat myself just to show how many fucks I give...

    FYI I shat myself just to show how many fucks I give...

    kingleonidice3 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Ooh btw your a nice fuck Thanks for that.

    Ooh btw your a nice fuck Thanks for that.

    hardtohandle12 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thank you for accusing me of being jealous of you. It only confirms how insecure you are about yourself.

    Thank you for accusing me of being jealous of you. It only confirms how insecure you are about yourself.

    pearlywhitesyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I was a dentist and worked with a tall, beautiful, blonde dental hygienist, my tooth and wife are not the only things I'd be drilling.

    If I was a dentist and worked with a tall, beautiful, blonde dental hygienist, my tooth and wife are not the only things I'd be drilling.

    pearlywhitesyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The least they could've done would've been to hook me up with a Demerol IV.

    The least they could've done would've been to hook me up with a Demerol IV.

    anniearchyyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thank you for spending as much on gas commuting in your city to see me as I did to fly across the country to see you!

    Thank you for spending as much on gas commuting in your city to see me as I did to fly across the country to see you!

    Matt756880yesterday
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  • You could have just given me the new bottle instead of pouring it into my old bottle.

    You could have just given me the new bottle instead of pouring it into my old bottle.

    Mike1432584yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm a bitch? Thanks for the compliment!

    I'm a bitch? Thanks for the compliment!

    lreed63yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Derp, Yo!

    Derp, Yo!

    36sassafrassyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Not everyone can be a princess. Someone has to wave when I go by.

    Not everyone can be a princess. Someone has to wave when I go by.

    lmyago429405/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm not pinning. I'm decorating my life. There's a difference.

    I'm not pinning. I'm decorating my life. There's a difference.

    sassyspanx05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • When all of this is over, I'm going to buy you a nice set of coasters.

    When all of this is over, I'm going to buy you a nice set of coasters.

    nhampshire105/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thank you for finding someone less attractive than me, so that I could find someone more attractive than you.

    Thank you for finding someone less attractive than me, so that I could find someone more attractive than you.

    Kristin111801005/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Trouble focusing? Lack of motivation? I can probably fix that for you! ...Have you heard of Sudafed?

    Trouble focusing? Lack of motivation? I can probably fix that for you! ...Have you heard of Sudafed?

    thegiantholeinyourpants05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I wanted to thank you because no one's ever cared enough to text me a picture of their dick before.

    I wanted to thank you because no one's ever cared enough to text me a picture of their dick before.

    Notorious SK05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank You for the fucked up birthday card. It was much appreciated.

    Thank You for the fucked up birthday card. It was much appreciated.

    ktye200705/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thanks, but yuck. I'm not that desperate.

    Thanks, but yuck. I'm not that desperate.

    Christy158651105/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your continual misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're' causes me to feel extremely superior to you!

    Your continual misuse of the words "your" and "you're" causes me to feel extremely superior to you!

    ooee05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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