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Shatarra is that you? It's me Leon.
HoneyI'mHome1 hour ago
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Let's celebrate the slaughter of native people by killing a turkey! Then not give the Natives citizenship until 1924!
Lily Odair05/19/2012
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Thanks for not succumbing to small pox and/or alcoholism before teaching us how to grow corn.
Emily Brown155669605/14/2012
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This Thanksgiving I'm most thankful that no one noticed I was wearing maternity pants.
TJacksonK05/14/2012
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North Carolina should just secede once and for all like they did in 1861, so we can just isolate them even more, kinda like we do with Iran and North Korea, but not really.
manchund05/09/2012
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Let's pretend to be Thankful!
Pam141525305/09/2012
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Pssst... what about the smallpox blankets, Jebediah?
GrantLederer05/07/2012
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HAHAHA, I'm laughing, because this meat is undercooked and I have a ton of life insurance on that old fart!
zaxism102205/07/2012
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"Alright, fuck, I'll try one. This shit better be gluten free."
smokescreen197505/03/2012
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Here, take this biscuit. You'll need the strength when we try to kill off your entire race.
Hillaryous145543904/28/2012
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Thanksgiving... The celebration of tricking an entire civilization into giving up their land so we could ruin it. Mmm Mmm Good.
rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
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This was easier when I was a dude.
Mike143258404/24/2012
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(great, more store bought crap).
gretel66604/16/2012
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Today I am Thankful for being able to buy alcohol with my unemployment check!
KRISTIE2110804/13/2012
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Thanksgiving is like rapture for turkeys.
crysanthia04/13/2012
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I'm thankful my brain doesn't remember killing 10,000 Indians.
chuckkling04/08/2012
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Happy Thansgiving may God bless the Indians whom land we stole.
awdoc03/31/2012
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Here, have some biscuits because my people will be taking all your land and slaughtering all your people very soon.
Kay122526203/18/2012
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If you are hungry, you can EAD.
Matthew126038103/17/2012
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So you watched the 30 minute Kony video eh? Fucking point to it on a map.
Michael109127003/16/2012
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