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  • Sorry about the smallpox... and taking all your land... and the future... Biscuit?

    Sorry about the smallpox... and taking all your land... and the future... Biscuit?

    mcdermottm8911/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I don't understand why any retailer would make their employees work on Thanksgiving; unless said retailer is a liquor store.

    I don't understand why any retailer would make their employees work on Thanksgiving; unless said retailer is a liquor store.

    Steven8203011/27/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's spend our food coma by assaulting strangers over Black Friday deals.

    Let's spend our food coma by assaulting strangers over Black Friday deals.

    Michael335670711/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry you have to work your Retail job this holiday....

    I'm sorry you have to work your Retail job this holiday....

    tutis00011/27/2013
    3.00 (4 votes)
  • So you're not shopping this Thanksgiving... ..can you also wait till Monday to come to the ER with your stuffy nose?

    So you're not shopping this Thanksgiving... ..can you also wait till Monday to come to the ER with your stuffy nose?

    tutis00011/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Stop the insanity of Black Friday! Enjoy your morning! Recover!

    Stop the insanity of Black Friday! Enjoy your morning! Recover!

    Olga340113311/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Livers and turkeys are just alike the day before Thanksgiving. They know they are about to be destroyed, but they can't do anything about it.

    Livers and turkeys are just alike the day before Thanksgiving. They know they are about to be destroyed, but they can't do anything about it.

    ryfuhr11/27/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction, since 1863.

    Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction, since 1863.

    Christy240233611/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Turkey: Can you at least catch a buzz before you go shoving things in my ass? Happy Thanksgiving!

    Turkey: Can you at least catch a buzz before you go shoving things in my ass? Happy Thanksgiving!

    Mike282898211/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know they hate your cooking when you are asked to bring cheese & crackers or alcohol to Thanksgiving.

    You know they hate your cooking when you are asked to bring cheese & crackers or alcohol to Thanksgiving.

    Courtney347564411/27/2013
    2.00 (2 votes)
  • Have you ever noticed the day before a holiday meal, the house is full of food but there's nothing to eat? TheSaucySoutherner.

    Have you ever noticed the day before a holiday meal, the house is full of food but there's nothing to eat? TheSaucySoutherner.

    the saucy southerner11/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the coworkers that smoke as much as I do.

    This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the coworkers that smoke as much as I do.

    FrenchieNightblossom11/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Thanksgiving Day! Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving w/ your love ones.

    Happy Thanksgiving Day! Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving w/ your love ones.

    Maira336794111/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm thankful for a day that encourages me to eat my emotions.

    I'm thankful for a day that encourages me to eat my emotions.

    Awkwardly_Jazzy11/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The only thing fowl about this Thanksgiving is your repulsive hygiene.

    The only thing fowl about this Thanksgiving is your repulsive hygiene.

    tsenstock8511/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thanksgiving..... The only day we don't mind someone giving us 'the Bird.'

    Thanksgiving..... The only day we don't mind someone giving us "the Bird."

    tweetygirl061211/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Thanksgiving! May the dinner be more delicious than the pain of overeating, relatives, and football.

    Happy Thanksgiving! May the dinner be more delicious than the pain of overeating, relatives, and football.

    kcmom12311/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Thanksgiving 2013! Enjoy your no cage, hormone/steroid/gmo free turkey, organic veggies, paleo dessert & playing X-Box 4!!!

    Happy Thanksgiving 2013! Enjoy your no cage, hormone/steroid/gmo free turkey, organic veggies, paleo dessert & playing X-Box 4!!!

    Sandra243170111/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Black Friday is two days away. Today is Apocalypse Wednesday at the grocery store.

    Black Friday is two days away. Today is Apocalypse Wednesday at the grocery store.

    TinkerWade11/27/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Thanksgiving to me! I made it till the kids are adults! They cook & I supervise... with wine, of course!

    Happy Thanksgiving to me! I made it till the kids are adults! They cook & I supervise... with wine, of course!

    Sandra243170111/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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