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  • Here's a treat for you, Sweetie. I need to plump you up just a bit if you're going to be the *star* of our Thanksgiving dinner. Turkey want a cracker?

    Here's a treat for you, Sweetie. I need to plump you up just a bit if you're going to be the *star* of our Thanksgiving dinner. Turkey want a cracker?

    MsJ4411/22/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Alas, a Thanksgiving where you aren't the only thing lit and having a meltdown. Happy Turkannukah.

    Alas, a Thanksgiving where you aren't the only thing lit and having a meltdown. Happy Turkannukah.

    Suzie58811/22/2013
    4.80 (5 votes)
  • Turkey doesn't make me sleepy, dear. It's definitely your family.

    Turkey doesn't make me sleepy, dear. It's definitely your family.

    kayjay072211/22/2013
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • Everyone has one...FUPA. Keep yours in check this holiday season!

    Everyone has one...FUPA. Keep yours in check this holiday season!

    Joshua347188111/21/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm just eating all this junk to stretch my stomach in preparation for Thanksgiving.

    I'm just eating all this junk to stretch my stomach in preparation for Thanksgiving.

    slimkim2311/21/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm thankful I have to feign enjoying your company only once a year.

    I'm thankful I have to feign enjoying your company only once a year.

    Suzie58811/21/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • So we have Black Friday...do we now call Thanksgiving 'Thankless Thursday?'

    So we have Black Friday...do we now call Thanksgiving "Thankless Thursday?"

    Tricia249878611/21/2013
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • There were no turkeys left at the store on Monday, so I stuffed and roasted my own butt. Who wants to carve?

    There were no turkeys left at the store on Monday, so I stuffed and roasted my own butt. Who wants to carve?

    ArizonaCards11/21/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I live alone, so for Thanksgiving I'm just gonna fry me up a plate of onions and turkey testicles.

    I live alone, so for Thanksgiving I'm just gonna fry me up a plate of onions and turkey testicles.

    ArizonaCards11/21/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • No, I don't mind working Thanksgiving Day, taking care of drug seeking, verbally abusive, rude patients, who expect to be treated for free; while holding my pee & having to eat crappy hospital food....said no ER Nurse!

    No, I don't mind working Thanksgiving Day, taking care of drug seeking, verbally abusive, rude patients, who expect to be treated for free; while holding my pee & having to eat crappy hospital food....said no ER Nurse!

    cherlights11/20/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Here, enjoy this warm bread, my friend, then we'll shoot you all, take your land and give you some rocky, dry, dusty unusable pieces of...um...paradise. Really. Trust us.

    Here, enjoy this warm bread, my friend, then we'll shoot you all, take your land and give you some rocky, dry, dusty unusable pieces of...um...paradise. Really. Trust us.

    MsJ4411/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Just wanted you to know I'll be bringing my alcohol dependency along with my appetite again this Thanksgiving.

    Just wanted you to know I'll be bringing my alcohol dependency along with my appetite again this Thanksgiving.

    belowthebelt11/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We feel guilty that the salary we gave you forces you to live like an indentured servant. So we're giving out free turkeys. You're welcome.

    We feel guilty that the salary we gave you forces you to live like an indentured servant. So we're giving out free turkeys. You're welcome.

    Virginia139899911/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm riding my stallion to Thanksgiving this year so I can bring ACTUAL horse shit to the dinner conversation.

    I'm riding my stallion to Thanksgiving this year so I can bring ACTUAL horse shit to the dinner conversation.

    Virginia139899911/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Just say NO to shopping on Thanksgiving.

    Just say NO to shopping on Thanksgiving.

    Ashley347080211/20/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I can't wait to spend Thanksgiving with your family and eat from only the finest paper plates and plastic ware.

    I can't wait to spend Thanksgiving with your family and eat from only the finest paper plates and plastic ware.

    belowthebelt11/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 10 more people for Thanksgiving Dinner? Sure, come on over... I have already made my massage appointment for as soon as you all go home...

    10 more people for Thanksgiving Dinner? Sure, come on over... I have already made my massage appointment for as soon as you all go home...

    SRHazard11/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thanksgiving: A time where you can gather your friends and family to be human-guinea pigs for all your pinterest and FB recipe finds.

    Thanksgiving: A time where you can gather your friends and family to be human-guinea pigs for all your pinterest and FB recipe finds.

    Lisa236788011/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Glad we spent so much time picking out fine China for our bridal registry years ago only to be thankful for disposable Chinet for the holidays.

    Glad we spent so much time picking out fine China for our bridal registry years ago only to be thankful for disposable Chinet for the holidays.

    underachievingdg11/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thanksgiving is the prefect opportunity to see what you're getting for Christmas.

    Thanksgiving is the prefect opportunity to see what you're getting for Christmas.

    solmom11/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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