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  • Polly, it looks like it'll be only us having a Thanksgiving dinner at home today. So given a choice, would you rather be baked or deep fried?

    Polly, it looks like it'll be only us having a Thanksgiving dinner at home today. So given a choice, would you rather be baked or deep fried?

    Sheldon L11/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanksgiving is like Christmas, but you don't get gifts for putting up with your family.

    Thanksgiving is like Christmas, but you don't get gifts for putting up with your family.

    cmp2711/26/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Nope. Sorry, I don't do Black Friday. I have never had the desire to dismember a stranger over an electronic device.

    Nope. Sorry, I don't do Black Friday. I have never had the desire to dismember a stranger over an electronic device.

    Kathy191725610/16/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm thankful for a day that encourages me to eat my emotions.

    I'm thankful for a day that encourages me to eat my emotions.

    Awkwardly_Jazzy11/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Black Friday, make sure you buy clothes big enough to make up for all the turkey you ate.

    This Black Friday, make sure you buy clothes big enough to make up for all the turkey you ate.

    towkneegee11/29/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanksgiving: a time to see family that you are too lazy to find time to see the other 364 days.

    Thanksgiving: a time to see family that you are too lazy to find time to see the other 364 days.

    Chris119753811/19/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Thanksgiving Keep in mind, if you have friends showing up with blankets and booze. They may just want to take your home.

    Happy Thanksgiving Keep in mind, if you have friends showing up with blankets and booze. They may just want to take your home.

    Jamin281519311/22/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Happy 'Lay Around Slipping In And Out Of Consciousness Watching Football While Women Cook, Clean, And Entertain Your Family' Day.

    Happy "Lay Around Slipping In And Out Of Consciousness Watching Football While Women Cook, Clean, And Entertain Your Family" Day.

    earth2body11/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We shall now have 'Brown Thursday' instead of 'Black Friday', because shopping on Thanksgiving is a bunch of shit!!

    We shall now have "Brown Thursday" instead of "Black Friday", because shopping on Thanksgiving is a bunch of shit!!

    Christi138989211/12/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If you died in a Walmart on Thanksgiving Day, we Darwinists are grateful for you.

    If you died in a Walmart on Thanksgiving Day, we Darwinists are grateful for you.

    kinravip11/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just say NO to shopping on Thanksgiving.

    Just say NO to shopping on Thanksgiving.

    Ashley347080211/20/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Get your fat pants ready, Thanksgiving is almost here!

    Get your fat pants ready, Thanksgiving is almost here!

    Julie176268511/24/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Coffee is to me, what turkey is to Thanksgiving. A vital part!

    Coffee is to me, what turkey is to Thanksgiving. A vital part!

    DanOfLancaster11/25/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • They're so thankful for family and good food, until they break into the wine. Then the truth comes out.

    They're so thankful for family and good food, until they break into the wine. Then the truth comes out.

    Patricia337843711/07/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Only in America are we thankful for all we already have one day, and trample each other the next day for the sales.

    Only in America are we thankful for all we already have one day, and trample each other the next day for the sales.

    James342489811/23/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Looking forward to arguments, alcohol, and unending attempts to get a word in edgewise. Or, as some people call it, Thanksgiving.

    Looking forward to arguments, alcohol, and unending attempts to get a word in edgewise. Or, as some people call it, Thanksgiving.

    soco91411/19/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just say No to Black Friday and Yes to Cream & Sugar Friday! Stay in, stay warm, stay sane and sip your coffee.

    Just say No to Black Friday and Yes to Cream & Sugar Friday! Stay in, stay warm, stay sane and sip your coffee.

    Tammy279051411/18/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Since you said my green bean casserole needed more salt last year, this year I'm bringing a vegetable tray. Take that.

    Since you said my green bean casserole needed more salt last year, this year I'm bringing a vegetable tray. Take that.

    womanlywomanblog11/22/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You'll eat this whether you like it or not. By the way, Happy Thanksgiving.

    You'll eat this whether you like it or not. By the way, Happy Thanksgiving.

    womanlywomanblog11/22/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Make it quick. Pops has to be at his greeter job by 6 o'clock.

    Make it quick. Pops has to be at his greeter job by 6 o'clock.

    judeburns11/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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