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  • I'm celebrating Small Business Saturday by visiting twelve of my favorite liquor stores.

    I'm celebrating Small Business Saturday by visiting twelve of my favorite liquor stores.

    jjharvey11/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Today, my husband will fantasize about football and I will fantasize about being stuffed like a turkey.

    Today, my husband will fantasize about football and I will fantasize about being stuffed like a turkey.

    Kimberley281131111/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • MMMMM, good thing i got this recipe from that indian woman before we slaughtered her entire tribe.

    MMMMM, good thing i got this recipe from that indian woman before we slaughtered her entire tribe.

    leo perez22207/23/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • The first Black Friday occurred when dozens of Pilgrims stood out in the cold, waiting to get great deals on Native American land.

    The first Black Friday occurred when dozens of Pilgrims stood out in the cold, waiting to get great deals on Native American land.

    Steve277564611/14/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

    Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

    Catherine281701411/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill.

    I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill.

    ashdaws211/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Here's hoping that wherever you spend Thanksgiving...they have a can of air freshener in the bathroom.

    Here's hoping that wherever you spend Thanksgiving...they have a can of air freshener in the bathroom.

    jellin7611/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanksgiving is so Overrated! ...Obviously, I prefer spending today home alone studying, and for dinner?! My Platonic ideal of a turkey sandwich!!!*:.. Aww, Heaven-Like!

    Thanksgiving is so Overrated! ...Obviously, I prefer spending today home alone studying, and for dinner?! My Platonic ideal of a turkey sandwich!!!*:.. Aww, Heaven-Like!

    lucillenicole11/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Thanksgiving! Because a new Twilight release is the Indians equivalent to Black History Month. Said no Indian EVER!

    Happy Thanksgiving! Because a new Twilight release is the Indians equivalent to Black History Month. Said no Indian EVER!

    TonyP11/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Cheers to snow on Thanksgiving! It makes my family's holiday dysfunction seem so much more glamorous.

    Cheers to snow on Thanksgiving! It makes my family's holiday dysfunction seem so much more glamorous.

    Catherine281701411/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.

    Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.

    AndyKComedy11/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Another Thanksgiving, another year of pretending I like this food.

    Another Thanksgiving, another year of pretending I like this food.

    CrimeFictionBook.com11/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Good friends help you move. Best friends help you move bodies. Happy Thanksgiving, BFF!

    Good friends help you move. Best friends help you move bodies. Happy Thanksgiving, BFF!

    Magi281652211/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I am so thankful for your impersonal mass text message.

    I am so thankful for your impersonal mass text message.

    Shana105451511/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I'm getting up at 5 AM to shove stuffing up a dead bird's ass, it's going to be made out of goddamn Twinkies, Wonder Bread, & Ho Hos.

    If I'm getting up at 5 AM to shove stuffing up a dead bird's ass, it's going to be made out of goddamn Twinkies, Wonder Bread, & Ho Hos.

    suzyq882911/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • On Thanksgiving, I'm going to know exactly how the Indians felt because I'm going to look around the table and think 'Who the fuck are these crazy white people?!'

    On Thanksgiving, I'm going to know exactly how the Indians felt because I'm going to look around the table and think "Who the fuck are these crazy white people?!"

    willact4pinkberry11/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Turkey Basters..... Door Busters.... How bout a side of Gut Buster or better yet...ye old Butt Buster!

    Turkey Basters..... Door Busters.... How bout a side of Gut Buster or better yet...ye old Butt Buster!

    Janet172400611/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I traded in my Thanksgiving Eve party shoes.. for a Williams-Sonoma cooking apron??! FAIL...

    I traded in my Thanksgiving Eve party shoes.. for a Williams-Sonoma cooking apron??! FAIL...

    ruby12311/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hello....... Black Wednesday? Holla Black Friday..you are so yesterday hahaha.

    Hello....... Black Wednesday? Holla Black Friday..you are so yesterday hahaha.

    Janet172400611/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Nothing like hosting Thanksgiving to get you to clean your house like you're trying to sell it.

    Nothing like hosting Thanksgiving to get you to clean your house like you're trying to sell it.

    upsman10855011/22/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)

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