In the spirit of giving, I'm giving up.
On the other hand, a zombie apocalypse would do wonders to clean up my Facebook friend list.
Today's forecast calls for near record swamp ass.
It's 98 degrees outside. Perfect weather for this Nick Lachey mask.
The office printer isn't working, which is exactly what I'm doing.
To conserve energy this Earth Day, I pledge to turn off the lights when I do your mom.
You can tell a lot about a person by their browser history.
It's a beautiful day outside according to this live webcam.
The dishwasher's cycle is taking too long. It's been over a week and she still has PMS.
With swimsuit season quickly approaching, good luck finding a pool that fits your body.
Sometimes I feel empty inside. Just like a delicious chocolate bunny.
I have Chris Brown going all the way in my Madness Bracket.
I have Sheen beating Gibson in my Madness Bracket.
Looking forward to warmer weather so I can complain about it.
I'm giving up on myself for Lent.
The only Tiger's Blood that flows through my veins is snow cone syrup.
Every time you say "break down silos", I want to "break down your face."
