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I would never put your severed head on a tunafish can.

OCTOBER 11TH, 2009

3.67 (3 votes)
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Let's send Roman Polanski a Sicilian message.

SEPTEMBER 30TH, 2009

4.00 (1 votes)
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Thanks for letting my need to be a princess for the day win out over your need to tap lots of random ass.

SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2009

3.50 (2 votes)
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Let's build a non-extradition clause into our prenuptial agreement.

SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2009

4.50 (2 votes)
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The fact that my fantasy football lineup was chosen by a computer does not diminish my sense of triumph over you.

SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2009

4.50 (2 votes)
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I would appreciate at least 20 minutes advance notice the next time you drop by my office so I can stop farting and open the door.

SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2009

5.00 (1 votes)
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I'd be happy to write up that research memorandum and/or beat the living crap out of you.

SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2009

4.50 (2 votes)
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All the fuss over Rebecca Gayheart's sex tape should not distract us from her history of Noxzema commercials and vehicular manslaughter.

SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2009

3.00 (2 votes)
Somewhat Topical

I'm not sure which disgusts me more: Wal-Mart for viewing baby bath photos as kiddie porn or John Phillips for fucking his own daughter.

SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2009

5.00 (1 votes)
Flirting

Let's meet for a drink and talk about a movie we'll never make.

AUGUST 25TH, 2008

4.50 (2 votes)
Confession

I'm a lawyer.

AUGUST 25TH, 2008

4.00 (2 votes)
Workplace

The defense rests. And by "rests", I mean "takes a big fat dump on your forehead."

AUGUST 25TH, 2008

3.50 (2 votes)
Confession

I almost never offer my platonic male friends a gratuitous drunken blow job.

AUGUST 17TH, 2008

3.00 (2 votes)

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