I just called to say that the best part of me wants to be in the best part of you.
The level of hate I have for you can't be expressed with words or quantified with numbers.
Has anyone ever told you what a handsome woman you are?
As the ancient Egyptians would have said: "Shit, is your face!"
The three most important words in any relationship...just the tip.
It's okay if you're an idiot. You're pretty...you'll get by.
I would never deny you access to my junk.
Of course I blocked and unfriended my mistress, Honey (under my real name, hehehe...).
This is what I think of when I see your braces.
Photoshop, and Facebook make me everything that I will never.......ever..... be.
If you feel that I offend you with my opinions, then you should hear the ones that I keep to myself.
Scientists are tirelessly working on a cure for your ugliness. They have been unsuccessful thus far.
Ooh, that reminds me... Your gynecologist called.
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