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  • How do I say fuck you without making you upset?

    How do I say fuck you without making you upset?

    Donna343478611/10/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'll stop demanding your attention when you stop making the other seven billion people seem so boring.

    I'll stop demanding your attention when you stop making the other seven billion people seem so boring.

    basilwhite07/17/2012
    4.00 (6 votes)
  • Would you like some Sun? Cause you're shady as f*ck.

    Would you like some Sun? Cause you're shady as f*ck.

    taeobi09/05/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • hmm....Mother-in-law... most critcizing, manipulative, evil, fake smile in your face, vindictive witch whom loves to cause family strife...that about sums it up!

    hmm....Mother-in-law... most critcizing, manipulative, evil, fake smile in your face, vindictive witch whom loves to cause family strife...that about sums it up!

    jokesonyou5432111/29/2012
    5.00 (6 votes)
  • I wanna write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you...

    I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you...

    Tiffany118861403/09/2012
    4.88 (8 votes)
  • Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message.

    Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message.

    achtung06/20/2011
    4.89 (28 votes)
  • Irony: making a dig about your husband's ex-wife only to remember, you're on your 3rd husband...

    Irony: making a dig about your husband's ex-wife only to remember, you're on your 3rd husband...

    jezzie belle07/25/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I think of you like I do my grits, trashy and a bit on the smelly side.

    I think of you like I do my grits, trashy and a bit on the smelly side.

    Jerry345944511/05/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • After seeing your Facebook page I really think you should update your location to 'in denial'.

    After seeing your Facebook page I really think you should update your location to "in denial".

    Smb102309/02/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Does your train of thought have a caboose?

    Does your train of thought have a caboose?

    mydnyght_rayvyn10/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Why is it when I say ' I don't like you...get away from me...or...leave me alone.' You laugh, hug me, and ask if we are still on for Saturday night.

    Why is it when I say " I don't like you...get away from me...or...leave me alone." You laugh, hug me, and ask if we are still on for Saturday night.

    Anthony342399011/03/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I was just working on my list of people I would kill if it was legal. Congrats! You're not on it....yet.

    I was just working on my list of people I would kill if it was legal. Congrats! You're not on it....yet.

    dmjz04/07/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Distance hurts when it's in between you and someone you love!

    Distance hurts when it's in between you and someone you love!

    Sie344794110/31/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you tell someone, 'I don't even know how Facebook works,' it's code for, 'I block most posts from you.'

    If you tell someone, "I don't even know how Facebook works," it's code for, "I block most posts from you."

    imknowangel10/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • So I went to gym today and there was this guy.... The guy to top all guys. You know what I mean.

    So I went to gym today and there was this guy.... The guy to top all guys. You know what I mean.

    russrv3nge10/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I've considered murdering you and that's how I know it's love.

    I've considered murdering you and that's how I know it's love.

    horsemeat02/22/2010
    3.75 (12 votes)
  • You had me at bacon.

    You had me at bacon.

    elg08/17/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You're so vain... You probably think This post is about You.....

    You're so vain... You probably think This post is about You.....

    DGehlbach08/20/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It's simple really, my penis needs a really good hug...from your vagina.

    It's simple really, my penis needs a really good hug...from your vagina.

    trluv09/18/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It's not that you're stupid, it's that you're dumb as a box of rocks: and even from this angle, I can still see the gap where your brain should be.

    It's not that you're stupid, it's that you're dumb as a box of rocks: and even from this angle, I can still see the gap where your brain should be.

    clsgrant09/19/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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