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  • Some of the best sex happens under the table at the diner.

    Some of the best sex happens under the table at the diner.

    HomeGrownComedy06/08/2012
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  • See this right here,if you keep your shit up, its gonna be so far up your ass, you'll be chewing on it!

    See this right here,if you keep your shit up, its gonna be so far up your ass, you'll be chewing on it!

    Brian171105706/08/2012
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  • Thought I'd show you what I'm wearing to the party so you can copy me there, too. Your welcome.

    Thought I'd show you what I'm wearing to the party so you can copy me there, too. Your welcome.

    BeachBanana06/08/2012
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    2.29 (7 votes)
  • I hate to say 'i told you so'............... so instead I'll just say 'fuck off'.

    I hate to say "i told you so"............... so instead I'll just say "fuck off".

    Gerardo1206/08/2012
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Have I lost weight? Oh no, I just hired someone to stretch out my jeans before I wear them.

    Have I lost weight? Oh no, I just hired someone to stretch out my jeans before I wear them.

    smrtee06/08/2012
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Girl, you look NOTHING like you do in pictures. I guess photoshop makes miracles because your ugly!

    Girl, you look NOTHING like you do in pictures. I guess photoshop makes miracles because your ugly!

    Alyssa171294006/08/2012
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    1.00 (3 votes)
  • If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

    If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

    Josh171328806/08/2012
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    2.00 (2 votes)
  • Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?

    Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?

    chuffp06/08/2012
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    4.33 (6 votes)
  • I think there should be an alternate version of a song titled: 'You're not sexy and I know it.'

    I think there should be an alternate version of a song titled: "You're not sexy and I know it."

    Gina165193606/09/2012
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    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Let's pray that you die first, that way you wont have to miss me and I can find a young piece of ass to fuck before I have to spend eternity with you.

    Let's pray that you die first, that way you wont have to miss me and I can find a young piece of ass to fuck before I have to spend eternity with you.

    emiliocruz06/09/2012
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Fuck you and your opinion, I know I'm awesome.

    Fuck you and your opinion, I know I'm awesome.

    bobbiebomber06/09/2012
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    4.13 (15 votes)
  • I can feel my soul slipping out of my ass.

    I can feel my soul slipping out of my ass.

    Daniel146203506/09/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Going out isn't the same without you there to motorboat me.

    Going out isn't the same without you there to motorboat me.

    Ashley11968206/09/2012
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  • Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

    Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

    Rhiannon153874306/09/2012
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    4.00 (4 votes)
  • I'm sorry you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as offensive, and by sorry I mean suck it the fuck up.

    I'm sorry you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as offensive, and by sorry I mean suck it the fuck up.

    Dah-vid138057706/09/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not happy to see you, it's just morning wood.

    I'm not happy to see you, it's just morning wood.

    dugn06/09/2012
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    3.75 (4 votes)
  • They say you are what you eat... Well, I don't remember eating a huge juicy vagina this morning...

    They say you are what you eat... Well, I don't remember eating a huge juicy vagina this morning...

    jthiles2k06/09/2012
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • If you don't know how to use what God gave men, then don't claim to be one.

    If you don't know how to use what God gave men, then don't claim to be one.

    Amanda22024706/09/2012
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  • I had but 99 problems, and now, you've made yourself one.

    I had but 99 problems, and now, you've made yourself one.

    Kainoa7206/09/2012
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  • If this bitch doesn't feed me she will no longer have those pinkie tails...

    If this bitch doesn't feed me she will no longer have those pinkie tails...

    Kdiz171882806/09/2012
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