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TV
I can't make it to your happening because it is inconveniently planned during The Walking Dead.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Family
Thanks for teaching me about life's disappointments by never removing the crusts on my sandwiches.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
Some people think that your constant gay jokes are just your way of asserting your man-hood, but I know that's just bullshit.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I am curious to know how much you masturbated to need glasses that thick.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Weekend
I was under the impression that you were never drinking again.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
3.50 (2 votes)
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Confession
I curious to know how much you masturbated to need glasses that thick.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
Your dad may have been the inspiration for my last orgasm.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
Sorry, your dad fuckable.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Weekend
Little umbrellas make even the cheapest beer classy.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Weekend
Why doesn't McDonalds deliver?
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Weekend
And you said you were never drinking again?
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)