Would you say we are entering a "zone of danger?"
Your tan looks so natural...if you were a jack-o-lantern.
Kansas: Kinda like Alcatraz, but with land around it.
Yeah, I go on a lot of adventures.
This getaway is a great way to show I'm comfortable taking shits in your vacinity.
I come America, you pay 2 cent hour for me be banana hoe!
My bag for our trip will be rather small as it will only need to hold bikinis and booze.
No, you are incorrect. I am not a backseat driver. I am a Navigation Specialist.
That moment when you realize it's too late to start a diet for your beach trip in two days.
Vegas Dawg? your not down? so Vegas or what?
I can't afford a vacation so I take naps instead.
OK, our to-do list is: U-Haul Animal Shelter Home Depot then the Battery Store...
"No matter where I go, beaver always finds me."
It'll be great to have you back home so we can continue to not see each other often again.
Usually I offer people candy but you look dumber than my usual victims.
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